1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:05,687 --> 00:01:07,183 I've got you now. 4 00:01:20,119 --> 00:01:22,989 {\an8}That's it, my little misunderstood friend. 5 00:01:23,163 --> 00:01:25,287 Nibble the powdery cinnamon bliss. 6 00:01:29,253 --> 00:01:31,874 No, your path ends in death. 7 00:02:23,974 --> 00:02:25,931 No! 8 00:02:40,824 --> 00:02:42,865 You have been saved. No charge. 9 00:02:48,707 --> 00:02:52,290 This is certainly an ironic situation... 10 00:02:52,461 --> 00:02:54,952 ...with an apex predator there and me over here... 11 00:02:55,130 --> 00:02:58,250 ...holding this little guy at the bottom of the food chain. 12 00:02:58,425 --> 00:03:00,798 Hey, Mom. Look what I found. 13 00:03:01,929 --> 00:03:06,674 Ace Irwin Ventura, get out of that and away from that alligator this instant. 14 00:03:06,850 --> 00:03:08,345 Okay. 15 00:03:08,518 --> 00:03:09,561 Stay. 16 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:18,519 {\an8}- How many times have I told you? - A million. 17 00:03:18,695 --> 00:03:20,855 {\an8}- Visiting me... - Is a privilege, not a right. 18 00:03:21,031 --> 00:03:22,282 {\an8}- This is... - The last time... 19 00:03:22,449 --> 00:03:25,368 {\an8}- I get to come here if I am going... - Gonna behave this way. 20 00:03:25,535 --> 00:03:27,909 {\an8}- I'm serious, Ace. - You're always serious, Mom. 21 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:29,122 {\an8}And do you know why? 22 00:03:29,289 --> 00:03:32,658 {\an8}Because you're not gonna lose me like you lost Dad. 23 00:03:33,961 --> 00:03:35,076 {\an8}I'm sorry, Mom. 24 00:03:35,254 --> 00:03:38,789 {\an8}I don't know why I had to save him, I just did. 25 00:03:40,342 --> 00:03:42,383 {\an8}It's a mouse, Ace. 26 00:03:42,552 --> 00:03:44,510 {\an8}That's why we have traps here. 27 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:47,634 {\an8}You are not, I repeat, not responsible... 28 00:03:47,808 --> 00:03:51,509 {\an8}...for every stray animal in every corner of this planet. 29 00:03:54,898 --> 00:03:56,855 - I'm not? - No. 30 00:03:58,610 --> 00:04:00,852 Now give me the mouse. 31 00:04:05,909 --> 00:04:07,701 And the hedgehog. 32 00:04:10,497 --> 00:04:12,324 And the guinea pig. 33 00:04:13,292 --> 00:04:14,787 And the ferret. 34 00:04:15,877 --> 00:04:17,254 And the toad. 35 00:04:17,671 --> 00:04:20,424 Oh, there we go. 36 00:04:21,925 --> 00:04:23,467 What? 37 00:04:23,635 --> 00:04:24,881 Baby gator. 38 00:04:25,095 --> 00:04:26,554 What baby gator? 39 00:04:29,308 --> 00:04:31,015 Fine, here. 40 00:04:31,518 --> 00:04:34,638 - Now you're late for school. Let's go. - Hey, what's that? 41 00:04:35,230 --> 00:04:37,390 - Ace. - What's going on over here? 42 00:04:37,566 --> 00:04:39,642 Honey, honey, come back here. 43 00:04:39,818 --> 00:04:41,645 - Ace, okay, look. - Pong Ping? 44 00:04:41,820 --> 00:04:44,940 {\an8}The Chinese government has loaned us Pong Ping and Ting Tang... 45 00:04:45,115 --> 00:04:46,990 ...the world's most famous pandas. 46 00:04:47,159 --> 00:04:49,650 There's gonna be an unveiling next week. Now, Ace... 47 00:04:49,828 --> 00:04:53,494 I know. I promise, no trying to find missing pets... 48 00:04:53,665 --> 00:04:56,038 ...or helping animals or anything. 49 00:04:56,835 --> 00:05:00,786 - Even if they're about to get run over. - Okay, that's not what I mean. 50 00:05:02,507 --> 00:05:05,545 And I will try to be normal. 51 00:05:06,219 --> 00:05:07,880 Thank you, A.J. 52 00:05:08,096 --> 00:05:11,632 - Now will you please go to school? - Okay. 53 00:05:17,356 --> 00:05:18,602 Normal. 54 00:05:19,316 --> 00:05:20,692 Normal. 55 00:05:20,859 --> 00:05:25,024 Must be normal. 56 00:05:25,197 --> 00:05:27,652 Hey, Tara, is it true what happened to your pet? 57 00:05:27,824 --> 00:05:30,198 Yeah. I woke up this morning... 58 00:05:30,369 --> 00:05:32,824 ...and my pet rabbit, Mimzy, was totally gone. 59 00:05:36,833 --> 00:05:40,879 Of course we're depressed. Our skunk's been missing two weeks. 60 00:05:41,088 --> 00:05:43,212 We're emotional wrecks about it. 61 00:05:44,257 --> 00:05:46,298 - I will be normal. - I turned my back... 62 00:05:46,510 --> 00:05:48,586 - ...and my hamster's gone. - My dog. 63 00:05:48,762 --> 00:05:50,886 My friend Bethany can't find her chinchilla. 64 00:05:51,431 --> 00:05:52,808 This is really weird, guys. 65 00:05:52,974 --> 00:05:55,015 - It's an animal-nabbing epidemic. - Weird. 66 00:05:55,227 --> 00:05:56,769 Laura, what about you? 67 00:05:56,978 --> 00:05:58,177 You think that's bad? 68 00:05:58,397 --> 00:06:02,015 The other day, Greeny, my incredibly rare emerald-green koi fish? 69 00:06:02,192 --> 00:06:03,652 Vanished right out of the aquarium. 70 00:06:11,535 --> 00:06:14,453 Your attention, please. I have same sad news. 71 00:06:14,663 --> 00:06:18,661 Mr. Chompers, our beloved swim team mascot, has gone missing. 72 00:06:20,043 --> 00:06:21,372 Any student with information... 73 00:06:21,545 --> 00:06:24,249 ...is requested to report to the pool immediately. 74 00:06:30,804 --> 00:06:32,797 Well, he's gone. 75 00:06:33,014 --> 00:06:35,138 Do you know where our mascot is or not? 76 00:06:35,559 --> 00:06:39,225 Well, I wouldn't say I know where he is. 77 00:06:39,438 --> 00:06:41,977 - But you know who took him? - Not exactly. 78 00:06:42,190 --> 00:06:45,393 - But you have some kind of lead? - Define "lead." 79 00:06:45,610 --> 00:06:47,022 Forget this loser. 80 00:06:47,237 --> 00:06:48,649 No, wait. I can find him. 81 00:06:49,531 --> 00:06:51,239 What makes you think that? 82 00:06:51,450 --> 00:06:53,858 I just know I can. 83 00:06:54,077 --> 00:06:56,699 Ooh, what are you, some kind of pet... 84 00:07:01,751 --> 00:07:03,875 ...finder guy? 85 00:07:09,259 --> 00:07:12,094 Just give me four days. What do you got to lose? 86 00:07:12,971 --> 00:07:15,095 You got 72 hours. 87 00:07:16,391 --> 00:07:21,101 Okay. Seventy-two hours. That's like two weeks. 88 00:07:21,271 --> 00:07:23,146 That's great. 89 00:07:26,318 --> 00:07:28,524 I know what Mom said, but this is important. 90 00:07:28,737 --> 00:07:29,852 She won't find out. 91 00:07:32,741 --> 00:07:37,036 Now cowboy up, dog, because we're not just gonna go find Mr. Chompers. 92 00:07:37,204 --> 00:07:40,323 I hear a whole lot of lost pets calling my name. 93 00:07:49,799 --> 00:07:51,211 That'll do it. 94 00:07:51,718 --> 00:07:54,008 This is the busiest intersection in town, Ox. 95 00:07:56,139 --> 00:07:58,630 Thousands of people will see this. 96 00:08:01,603 --> 00:08:03,430 Recognize your Mimzy? 97 00:08:04,564 --> 00:08:06,605 - No. - Number 3, hop to the right. 98 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:09,985 Number 1 just went number two. 99 00:08:10,195 --> 00:08:12,568 Number 4, stop doing that to Number 3. 100 00:08:12,781 --> 00:08:15,023 Would you guys stop multiplying? 101 00:08:16,743 --> 00:08:18,570 Well, how about now? 102 00:08:18,995 --> 00:08:21,369 Lost hamster, milk for Milton. 103 00:08:21,540 --> 00:08:24,458 Help find Milton. Runaway rodent. 104 00:08:24,626 --> 00:08:26,168 Do a brother solid. 105 00:08:26,336 --> 00:08:30,121 Milk for Milton. Please help find Milton. 106 00:08:30,882 --> 00:08:33,457 - I found Milton. - No. Mm-mm. 107 00:08:34,553 --> 00:08:36,011 I didn't find Milton. 108 00:08:39,599 --> 00:08:42,601 Offensive action. Three, two, one. 109 00:08:49,401 --> 00:08:50,859 Now, that's offensive. 110 00:08:51,736 --> 00:08:53,362 Stop toying with our emotions. 111 00:08:53,530 --> 00:08:55,736 That's not Breezy, moron. 112 00:08:55,907 --> 00:08:57,070 Skunk! 113 00:09:08,545 --> 00:09:12,377 It's called papering the town, Oxnard. 114 00:09:13,675 --> 00:09:17,092 Very effective method for disseminating information. 115 00:09:30,025 --> 00:09:31,067 That's not true. 116 00:09:31,234 --> 00:09:33,903 I treat every one of my missing pets exactly the same... 117 00:09:34,070 --> 00:09:36,230 ...no matter who they belong to. 118 00:09:36,448 --> 00:09:39,485 Well, here we are, Ox. 119 00:09:39,659 --> 00:09:41,700 Casa de Laura Wilson's house. 120 00:09:42,621 --> 00:09:44,745 The scene of the crime. 121 00:09:45,206 --> 00:09:48,540 Sorry, old friend, now is not the time to tell Laura how I feel. 122 00:09:51,046 --> 00:09:52,754 I am not scared to talk to her. 123 00:09:55,050 --> 00:09:56,876 Oh, you think so, huh? 124 00:09:57,093 --> 00:09:58,720 Yeah, well, watch and learn, Puppy Chow. 125 00:10:00,263 --> 00:10:04,344 We'll find her pet, then I'll find time to express how I really feel. 126 00:10:04,559 --> 00:10:08,058 - Hi, Ace. - Oh, my God, you're pretty! 127 00:10:09,773 --> 00:10:10,888 What? 128 00:10:12,275 --> 00:10:15,443 Um, your koi fish... 129 00:10:15,612 --> 00:10:18,566 ...she's itty-bitty. 130 00:10:18,740 --> 00:10:20,650 Yeah, she sure is. 131 00:10:22,285 --> 00:10:24,030 Much like a grunion. 132 00:10:24,204 --> 00:10:25,532 Stand aside, ma'am. 133 00:10:25,747 --> 00:10:30,124 Clues don't find themselves, you know. Oxnard, while I'm young? 134 00:10:31,086 --> 00:10:33,874 Crime scene is secure. No sign of any forced entries. 135 00:10:34,047 --> 00:10:38,377 Initial suspects include the scuba man and the treasure chest. 136 00:10:44,307 --> 00:10:46,348 Remember when I brought her into school... 137 00:10:46,518 --> 00:10:48,677 ...as part of my report on unusual animals? 138 00:10:49,312 --> 00:10:52,147 The next morning, when I woke up, Greeny was gone. 139 00:10:52,315 --> 00:10:54,107 Really? 140 00:10:56,653 --> 00:10:59,986 Case number 349-A-493-20451. 141 00:11:00,573 --> 00:11:02,531 Neptune Alpha Charley Horse. 142 00:11:02,701 --> 00:11:03,982 Missing green koi fish. 143 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:05,905 Answers to Greeny. 144 00:11:06,746 --> 00:11:09,036 Question: Have you tried calling her? 145 00:11:09,833 --> 00:11:11,790 Calling her? She's a fish. 146 00:11:14,546 --> 00:11:15,922 May I? 147 00:11:16,089 --> 00:11:17,631 Sure. 148 00:11:38,820 --> 00:11:41,394 - Well, she's gone. - Yeah. 149 00:11:42,282 --> 00:11:44,157 Owner is one Laura Wilson. 150 00:11:44,325 --> 00:11:47,196 Smart. Funny. Great listener. 151 00:11:48,580 --> 00:11:50,407 Excellent personal hygiene. 152 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:54,409 A smile that'll make you feel like pudding inside... 153 00:11:54,586 --> 00:11:57,077 ...and skin like peaches and cream... 154 00:11:57,255 --> 00:12:00,873 ...except for maybe this one spot on her perfectly formed chin. 155 00:12:01,050 --> 00:12:02,379 Possibly a pimple? 156 00:12:02,594 --> 00:12:05,512 - A pimple? Where? - Oh. 157 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:07,341 I'm such an idiot. 158 00:12:07,557 --> 00:12:09,183 No one asked you. Uh... 159 00:12:09,350 --> 00:12:11,925 Um, Oxnard and I must be, uh, going now. 160 00:12:12,103 --> 00:12:14,678 Anyway, your lovable collection of aquatic friends... 161 00:12:14,898 --> 00:12:17,733 ...will have their emerald companion back... 162 00:12:19,027 --> 00:12:20,604 ...in, um, three days. 163 00:12:20,779 --> 00:12:22,985 - Really? - I promise. 164 00:12:24,032 --> 00:12:25,278 You broke your promise. 165 00:12:25,492 --> 00:12:27,947 - What did I tell you? - That I'm not responsible... 166 00:12:28,119 --> 00:12:31,821 ...for the well-being of every stray animal in every corner of the planet. 167 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:33,416 But, Mom, I had to. 168 00:12:33,625 --> 00:12:36,911 Do you think I like scooping poop all day? I don't. 169 00:12:37,796 --> 00:12:40,251 I got this job so that you could see animals... 170 00:12:40,465 --> 00:12:43,419 ...whenever you want, safely and with complete supervision. 171 00:12:43,635 --> 00:12:48,713 Yeah, but it's not the same, okay? I wanna find lost animals. 172 00:12:48,890 --> 00:12:50,266 I love it. 173 00:12:50,433 --> 00:12:51,829 Okay, I tried every other 174 00:12:51,842 --> 00:12:54,265 extracurricular activity you wanted me... 175 00:12:54,437 --> 00:12:56,727 ...and I mastered them all. 176 00:13:01,778 --> 00:13:03,237 What? 177 00:13:09,953 --> 00:13:11,411 Next. 178 00:13:15,792 --> 00:13:17,619 Bananas. 179 00:13:17,794 --> 00:13:21,246 P-R-E-T-T-Y. Pretty. 180 00:13:21,464 --> 00:13:23,172 That is correct. 181 00:13:23,925 --> 00:13:26,927 Your word is "antidisestablishmentarianism." 182 00:13:29,597 --> 00:13:32,551 P-R-E-T-T-Y. Pretty. 183 00:13:47,824 --> 00:13:49,699 This was a dumb idea. 184 00:13:57,792 --> 00:14:01,245 Okay, maybe I didn't master all of them... 185 00:14:02,714 --> 00:14:05,169 ...but maybe athletics aren't my calling. 186 00:14:05,967 --> 00:14:07,295 Wait, was Dad an athlete? 187 00:14:07,844 --> 00:14:09,968 A good speller? An entertainer? 188 00:14:10,138 --> 00:14:13,756 This is not about your dad. We'll talk about him another time. 189 00:14:13,933 --> 00:14:15,594 Mom, you always say that. 190 00:14:15,768 --> 00:14:19,351 I'm not ready for that talk yet. We can have it when you're older. 191 00:14:20,732 --> 00:14:22,523 I am older, Mom. I'm 12 years old... 192 00:14:22,734 --> 00:14:24,976 ...and I'm starting to have weird feelings... 193 00:14:25,194 --> 00:14:28,196 ...and I don't have Dad for "that talk." 194 00:14:30,366 --> 00:14:33,617 Honey, everybody your age has those feelings. 195 00:14:34,412 --> 00:14:35,491 No, Mom. 196 00:14:39,417 --> 00:14:40,876 Not these feelings. 197 00:14:45,673 --> 00:14:48,295 That's it. You are not eating out of a dog bowl. 198 00:14:48,509 --> 00:14:51,380 You are not sticking your head out of a car window. 199 00:14:51,596 --> 00:14:54,087 And use the toilet for something other than drinking. 200 00:14:54,265 --> 00:14:56,756 - You'll be like other kids. - But this is who I am. 201 00:14:56,976 --> 00:15:00,974 No, it's not. It's who you're acting like. 202 00:15:39,185 --> 00:15:40,597 Hmm? 203 00:16:52,508 --> 00:16:55,379 - Morning. - Good morning. Mom. 204 00:16:55,553 --> 00:16:57,214 Hey, what's with that hat on? 205 00:16:57,388 --> 00:17:00,342 - What hat? - Ace. 206 00:17:00,516 --> 00:17:02,308 It's what all the kids are doing. 207 00:17:02,518 --> 00:17:06,516 You said you wanted me to be like them so here you go. 208 00:17:07,899 --> 00:17:09,476 Not at the table. 209 00:17:22,038 --> 00:17:23,615 Mom. Mom, the cereal. 210 00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:27,742 - Oh, my God. - What? 211 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:30,120 - It's happening. - What is it? 212 00:17:30,338 --> 00:17:32,414 Come out with your hands up. 213 00:17:40,473 --> 00:17:42,549 Don't move. 214 00:17:43,434 --> 00:17:45,890 - Melissa Ventura? - Yeah. 215 00:17:46,145 --> 00:17:48,601 Oh, wow, one more punch and you get a free yogurt. 216 00:17:48,856 --> 00:17:49,899 Uh, ahem. 217 00:17:51,859 --> 00:17:54,481 "The Cinnamon Hippo"? Is that like Chuck E. Cheese? 218 00:17:54,695 --> 00:17:56,985 Never mind that. Russell Hollander, NBFW. 219 00:17:57,990 --> 00:18:00,695 - National Bureau of Fish and Wildlife. - Smart kid. 220 00:18:01,244 --> 00:18:02,905 I'm in charge here. 221 00:18:03,204 --> 00:18:05,494 Do you have any idea how often they let... 222 00:18:05,665 --> 00:18:08,619 ...a member of Fish and Wildlife lead a SWAT team? 223 00:18:08,793 --> 00:18:10,169 Yeah. Never. 224 00:18:10,378 --> 00:18:13,131 You guys don't even get badges. You wear patches. 225 00:18:13,297 --> 00:18:17,213 Give me that. Try that again, I'll have you arrested for assaulting an officer. 226 00:18:17,385 --> 00:18:20,921 Okay, fine, jeez. But technically, police dogs outrank you. 227 00:18:21,139 --> 00:18:22,550 Ranger Hollander? 228 00:18:22,723 --> 00:18:24,384 - They're towing your car. - Again? 229 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:27,602 Hey, wait a minute. Can't you tell us what you're looking for? 230 00:18:27,770 --> 00:18:30,022 Your case is the biggest in service history. 231 00:18:30,189 --> 00:18:34,057 They're calling guys back from Alaska. Playing dumb is not gonna work. 232 00:18:34,235 --> 00:18:36,441 You left a lot of evidence at the crime scene. 233 00:18:36,654 --> 00:18:39,063 We found your shoe prints all over the place. 234 00:18:39,282 --> 00:18:40,740 In English, Ranger Smith? 235 00:18:41,284 --> 00:18:43,075 Ting Tang has been stolen. 236 00:18:44,036 --> 00:18:46,741 Mom works for the zoo. Of course her footprints were. 237 00:18:46,914 --> 00:18:50,117 Your bank accounts show you've been living paycheck-to-paycheck. 238 00:18:50,334 --> 00:18:53,123 A panda cub brings big bucks on the black market, huh? 239 00:18:53,337 --> 00:18:55,248 We found something, sir. 240 00:18:58,843 --> 00:19:00,718 Look at this. 241 00:19:05,266 --> 00:19:07,722 - Your ransom note? - Somebody sent that to us. 242 00:19:07,894 --> 00:19:11,227 - I don't even know what that means. - And this. 243 00:19:11,439 --> 00:19:13,100 A tranquilizer gun. 244 00:19:13,274 --> 00:19:14,686 Sir, your finger... 245 00:19:14,901 --> 00:19:17,226 - ...prints. - Recently fired. 246 00:19:17,445 --> 00:19:20,897 Aah! They give us all tranquilizer guns. I used it to sedate a chimpanzee. 247 00:19:21,073 --> 00:19:22,734 Oh, that was actually very funny. 248 00:19:22,950 --> 00:19:26,070 - He grabbed ahold of this tourist's... - But that's enough, Ace. 249 00:19:26,245 --> 00:19:28,915 - Uh, Uh... - Melissa Ventura... 250 00:19:29,582 --> 00:19:31,622 ...you're under arrest. 251 00:19:31,834 --> 00:19:33,827 - What? No, no. - Oh, wait. 252 00:19:34,045 --> 00:19:36,121 Down, boy. Down, boy. Down. Down. 253 00:19:37,590 --> 00:19:39,547 It's been a mistake. It's a mistake. 254 00:19:39,717 --> 00:19:42,505 There you go. There we go. We'll sort it all out. 255 00:19:42,678 --> 00:19:44,386 Oh, good. It's like chocolate. 256 00:19:44,597 --> 00:19:47,515 - They're so addictive. - There we go. I know they are. 257 00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:52,977 - Come on. - I am not going anywhere... 258 00:19:53,147 --> 00:19:56,350 ...until I can make a call for someone to stay with my son. 259 00:19:57,526 --> 00:19:58,569 Give her the phone. 260 00:19:58,778 --> 00:20:01,210 It'll be all right. I'll find Ting Tang. 261 00:20:01,223 --> 00:20:02,360 No, you promised. 262 00:20:02,573 --> 00:20:04,733 I don't want you to do anything, Ace. 263 00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:07,368 One call. 264 00:20:08,788 --> 00:20:13,035 - Okay, while you walk. While you walk. - I'm gonna call his grandfather. 265 00:20:13,209 --> 00:20:16,827 But, Mom. Grandpa's gonna be on a cruise for another four weeks. 266 00:20:17,046 --> 00:20:20,130 - I'm calling your other grandpa. - What other grandpa? 267 00:20:20,341 --> 00:20:22,049 Grandpa... 268 00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:25,418 ...Ventura. 269 00:20:25,596 --> 00:20:26,794 Huh? 270 00:20:28,099 --> 00:20:30,803 Rex? It's Melissa. 271 00:20:37,108 --> 00:20:38,354 Hold on. 272 00:20:51,289 --> 00:20:53,115 Come on, Spark. 273 00:20:53,291 --> 00:20:54,619 Come on, Spark. 274 00:20:55,209 --> 00:20:56,870 Sorry about that. 275 00:21:01,090 --> 00:21:03,083 Hello, Ace. 276 00:21:03,592 --> 00:21:05,135 Grandpa? 277 00:21:05,386 --> 00:21:08,423 First thing, your mom is fine. 278 00:21:08,639 --> 00:21:11,641 She's gonna have a bail hearing on Friday. You can see her then. 279 00:21:19,859 --> 00:21:21,317 Darn hairballs. 280 00:21:21,485 --> 00:21:24,737 What can you do? My cat's on his eighth life. 281 00:21:24,905 --> 00:21:27,824 There are some spots he's simply too old to lick himself. 282 00:21:31,078 --> 00:21:32,870 Too much information. 283 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:37,458 Well, Ace. I haven't seen you since you were a baby. 284 00:21:37,626 --> 00:21:39,371 What are you now, 84? 285 00:21:40,379 --> 00:21:41,756 Grandpa. I'm 12. 286 00:21:41,964 --> 00:21:43,210 Right. Dog years. 287 00:21:43,424 --> 00:21:45,583 Eighty-four years old. 288 00:21:46,218 --> 00:21:49,089 I'll bet you're helping animals by now, aren't you? 289 00:21:49,263 --> 00:21:51,387 Come on, show me your office. 290 00:21:52,725 --> 00:21:54,303 Come on, Spark. 291 00:21:54,518 --> 00:21:57,223 Come on, Sparky, here we go. 292 00:21:57,396 --> 00:21:58,725 Thattaboy. 293 00:21:59,273 --> 00:22:02,275 So these are the animals you're trying to find, huh? 294 00:22:02,443 --> 00:22:05,979 Well, I was, but then Mom said it was too dangerous. 295 00:22:06,155 --> 00:22:08,646 Really? 296 00:22:15,831 --> 00:22:16,874 Hi, Ace. 297 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:23,329 - You obsess much? - What, about Laura? No, not really. 298 00:22:23,547 --> 00:22:25,873 Sometimes. Maybe. Yeah, I do. 299 00:22:26,050 --> 00:22:29,218 Hey, Grandpa, can I ask you a question? 300 00:22:29,387 --> 00:22:30,882 Sure thing. 301 00:22:31,097 --> 00:22:32,674 What was my dad like? 302 00:22:34,892 --> 00:22:37,182 Well, what did your mom tell you about him? 303 00:22:37,395 --> 00:22:41,559 Nothing. She says that he disappeared on a business trip when I was a baby... 304 00:22:41,732 --> 00:22:43,808 ...and that I'm too young to know the rest. 305 00:22:43,984 --> 00:22:45,977 Yeah, well, your mom's got good reasons... 306 00:22:46,153 --> 00:22:48,194 ...why she doesn't wanna talk about him. 307 00:22:48,364 --> 00:22:50,274 But can I ask you this? 308 00:22:50,658 --> 00:22:54,739 Have you ever wondered why you keep looking for lost animals? 309 00:22:54,912 --> 00:22:58,115 - Because... - Because why? 310 00:22:59,375 --> 00:23:02,792 - I don't know. - Because you're a Ventura. 311 00:23:03,337 --> 00:23:05,793 - A Ventura. - Ventura. 312 00:23:07,633 --> 00:23:09,709 Now, although it took along time... 313 00:23:09,927 --> 00:23:14,756 ...for our ancestors to develop a kinship with the animal world. 314 00:23:14,932 --> 00:23:18,349 Eventually, we won them over. Even the carnivores. 315 00:23:20,521 --> 00:23:23,392 Down through history, the Ventura line continued. 316 00:23:23,607 --> 00:23:29,361 Including Charles Ventura Darwin. You know who he was, don't you? 317 00:23:29,530 --> 00:23:31,487 He was the evolution guy, right? 318 00:23:31,657 --> 00:23:37,826 Survival of the least loserest. 319 00:23:38,747 --> 00:23:42,615 Did you know a Ventura would never harm an animal? 320 00:23:42,835 --> 00:23:45,753 One of your ancestors, the great Antarctic explorer... 321 00:23:45,921 --> 00:23:48,412 ...Sir Ernest Ventura Shackleton. 322 00:23:48,591 --> 00:23:51,212 Although he and his crew were starving to death... 323 00:23:51,427 --> 00:23:53,171 ...they would not eat a penguin. 324 00:23:53,345 --> 00:23:56,299 Jacques Ventura Cousteau... 325 00:23:56,515 --> 00:23:58,805 ...who invented the scuba suit... 326 00:23:59,018 --> 00:24:03,099 ...so that finally man could commune with his watery brethren. 327 00:24:03,314 --> 00:24:05,687 Fit like a glove. 328 00:24:06,358 --> 00:24:07,770 So you see, Ace Jr... 329 00:24:07,943 --> 00:24:11,443 ...the Ventura line has a long and storied career... 330 00:24:11,614 --> 00:24:17,782 ...of animal advocacy, communion and search and rescue. 331 00:24:17,995 --> 00:24:21,531 Well, was my dad like the other Venturas? 332 00:24:21,707 --> 00:24:23,249 Well... 333 00:24:23,709 --> 00:24:26,034 ...I've probably said too much already. 334 00:24:26,212 --> 00:24:30,162 But your mom was in trouble and I thought you needed to know. 335 00:24:30,716 --> 00:24:32,673 So, what you're saying is... 336 00:24:32,885 --> 00:24:35,424 ...is that I should go out and try to find Ting Tang? 337 00:24:35,596 --> 00:24:37,553 I'm not saying anything. 338 00:24:39,308 --> 00:24:41,135 I'm just saying. 339 00:24:41,644 --> 00:24:43,186 Saving what? 340 00:24:45,231 --> 00:24:49,442 Your Y-chromosome has the Ventura mutation. 341 00:24:49,652 --> 00:24:51,194 You're one of us. 342 00:24:54,949 --> 00:24:56,526 - Come on, Sparky. - Um... 343 00:24:56,825 --> 00:25:00,907 Grandpa. I'm pretty sure he's dead. 344 00:25:02,790 --> 00:25:06,408 He's not dead. He's sleeping. Come on. 345 00:25:06,627 --> 00:25:09,795 You hear what he said? My goodness. My goodness. 346 00:25:29,358 --> 00:25:31,683 Hey, if I say over the wall, It's over the wall. 347 00:25:31,860 --> 00:25:34,102 Don't be a maverick. Let's go. 348 00:25:37,992 --> 00:25:41,777 Jeez. I didn't know the lunch lady had a night job. 349 00:25:43,789 --> 00:25:47,241 Russell Hollander, NBFW CSI: Orlando. 350 00:25:48,460 --> 00:25:50,287 I like the way that sounds. 351 00:25:50,504 --> 00:25:53,375 I left no stone unturned, no clue undiscovered. 352 00:25:53,549 --> 00:25:56,088 Case closed, Melissa Ventura. 353 00:25:56,844 --> 00:25:58,505 You are guilty. 354 00:25:58,721 --> 00:26:01,425 That guy is one bigtime sick monkey, my friend. 355 00:26:18,991 --> 00:26:22,574 Case number 349-A-493-20452. 356 00:26:22,786 --> 00:26:24,412 Alpha Beta Delta Airlines. 357 00:26:24,580 --> 00:26:27,333 Missing panda cub. Answers to Ting Tang. 358 00:26:27,541 --> 00:26:29,332 Or if you speak Panda: 359 00:26:31,587 --> 00:26:33,295 On loan from national government. 360 00:26:34,423 --> 00:26:36,416 Country: China. 361 00:26:36,634 --> 00:26:39,338 Crime scene shows no sign of disturbance. 362 00:26:40,095 --> 00:26:42,848 As expected, my mom's shoe prints are everywhere. 363 00:26:43,057 --> 00:26:45,216 And the only other prints are panda... 364 00:26:46,226 --> 00:26:48,137 ...or are they? 365 00:26:50,856 --> 00:26:52,813 Holy roly-poly. 366 00:26:54,943 --> 00:26:56,818 I knew it. 367 00:27:04,161 --> 00:27:07,530 Hey. Look, Pong Ping, I'm a family friend. 368 00:27:07,748 --> 00:27:11,165 I knew your uncle when he was here, Chan Chin. 369 00:27:14,421 --> 00:27:16,248 Or, uh, Bing Bang? 370 00:27:16,882 --> 00:27:18,508 Or Hong Kong? 371 00:27:18,676 --> 00:27:20,337 Wang Chung? 372 00:27:24,890 --> 00:27:26,717 You miss your cub? 373 00:27:29,561 --> 00:27:31,057 Yeah, I miss my mom too. 374 00:27:33,399 --> 00:27:36,566 But I found some really important clues while I was here. 375 00:27:42,199 --> 00:27:44,738 I'm not the world's greatest, uh... 376 00:27:45,953 --> 00:27:48,741 ...pet sleuth. 377 00:27:49,164 --> 00:27:51,288 Finder? Investigator? 378 00:27:51,458 --> 00:27:54,080 I don't know. But... 379 00:27:55,045 --> 00:27:56,790 But I'll try. 380 00:27:56,964 --> 00:27:58,459 I promise. 381 00:28:16,316 --> 00:28:18,606 Hey, kid. Are you Arnold Plushinski? 382 00:28:19,194 --> 00:28:21,484 Yeah, but call me A Plus. Aah! 383 00:28:21,697 --> 00:28:23,939 You're dead, Plushinski. I mean it. 384 00:28:24,783 --> 00:28:26,528 Move. 385 00:28:26,702 --> 00:28:28,694 Uh-oh. That can't be good. 386 00:28:33,292 --> 00:28:36,376 Proximity alert. Proximity alert. 387 00:28:37,796 --> 00:28:40,834 Give up the gummies, Plushinski, and the horror will end. 388 00:28:41,341 --> 00:28:43,299 Never. Aah! 389 00:28:45,345 --> 00:28:47,006 Excuse me. Yes. 390 00:28:47,639 --> 00:28:48,968 Move. 391 00:29:01,403 --> 00:29:03,894 Move it. Out of the way. 392 00:29:04,907 --> 00:29:06,568 Where is he? 393 00:29:07,034 --> 00:29:09,573 Can't hide the gummies forever, Plushinski. 394 00:29:09,787 --> 00:29:12,575 - Hey, what are you doing? - Oh, my God. 395 00:29:13,499 --> 00:29:15,207 - Where'd he go? - Whatever. 396 00:29:27,971 --> 00:29:30,012 Hello? 397 00:29:30,182 --> 00:29:31,510 A Plus? 398 00:29:33,060 --> 00:29:35,017 Why are you talking to me? 399 00:29:37,189 --> 00:29:38,232 Who just said that? 400 00:29:38,398 --> 00:29:40,724 No one ever talks to me except bullies. 401 00:29:41,902 --> 00:29:43,978 You're not gonna beat me up, are you? 402 00:29:44,530 --> 00:29:47,151 No, I need your help. 403 00:29:47,991 --> 00:29:50,910 Oh. In here. 404 00:30:06,093 --> 00:30:07,588 What the... 405 00:30:08,512 --> 00:30:09,840 Awesome. 406 00:30:14,101 --> 00:30:16,141 Awesome. 407 00:30:32,703 --> 00:30:35,870 Holy cellar dweller, Batman. 408 00:30:36,039 --> 00:30:37,582 This place is... 409 00:30:37,791 --> 00:30:39,333 How did you build this? 410 00:30:39,543 --> 00:30:42,082 This place was forgotten about during a renovation... 411 00:30:42,254 --> 00:30:43,713 ...but I found a way in. 412 00:30:43,922 --> 00:30:45,667 Made my lab. 413 00:30:46,466 --> 00:30:48,626 I can't believe I have a friend... 414 00:30:48,844 --> 00:30:52,095 ...and I didn't even have to grow him in a petri dish. 415 00:30:52,306 --> 00:30:55,924 Oh, my God, those are giant gummi worms. 416 00:30:56,310 --> 00:30:58,220 Hey, stop... 417 00:30:58,395 --> 00:31:00,519 That's a bully-tracking device. 418 00:31:00,689 --> 00:31:03,394 They transmit to my GPS here. 419 00:31:03,567 --> 00:31:07,518 A bully eats a harmless-looking candy and it gets into his digestive tract. 420 00:31:07,696 --> 00:31:10,401 I can track him for up to 18 hours. 421 00:31:10,616 --> 00:31:12,526 Twelve, if he eats chili. 422 00:31:12,743 --> 00:31:16,694 - Ew. - So how can I help you, friend? 423 00:31:17,414 --> 00:31:21,661 Um, I have some, uh, measurements that I need analyzed. 424 00:31:21,835 --> 00:31:25,963 These prints are 1.5 millimeters deep as differentiated from these... 425 00:31:26,131 --> 00:31:29,548 which are 2.3 millimeters and these, which are 5 millimeters. 426 00:31:30,177 --> 00:31:33,179 Fascinating, captain. These measurements clearly indicate... 427 00:31:33,347 --> 00:31:35,802 ...prints made by three very different organisms... 428 00:31:35,974 --> 00:31:41,052 ...weighing approximately 125 pounds, 183.253 pounds... 429 00:31:41,271 --> 00:31:44,024 ...and 390 pounds respectively. 430 00:31:45,692 --> 00:31:47,400 So anything else? 431 00:31:48,403 --> 00:31:51,238 How long would it take to hack into a website called... 432 00:31:51,406 --> 00:31:53,897 ..."www.PandaFanatic.com"? 433 00:31:54,660 --> 00:31:58,326 We're in like Tolkien. Here's a picture of the guy who runs the site. 434 00:31:58,497 --> 00:32:03,242 His e-mail address is m.sickinger@penningtoncorp.net. 435 00:32:04,211 --> 00:32:05,788 Pennington Corporation. 436 00:32:06,004 --> 00:32:08,757 That's Pennington Jr.'s father's company. 437 00:32:08,924 --> 00:32:10,419 Oh, he's so cool. 438 00:32:10,592 --> 00:32:12,882 Isn't that the kid who rides in the limousine? 439 00:32:13,095 --> 00:32:15,550 Yes, and he's extraordinarily popular. 440 00:32:16,181 --> 00:32:20,558 Of all the tables in the cafeteria, his is the furthest away from mine. 441 00:32:22,145 --> 00:32:24,387 Okay, do you mind if I keep one of these? 442 00:32:25,107 --> 00:32:26,649 - Of course. - Okay. 443 00:32:26,817 --> 00:32:30,814 I'll just... I'll be on my way. 444 00:32:31,863 --> 00:32:34,568 I'll be on my way. I will talk to you later. 445 00:32:34,783 --> 00:32:38,615 Really? And you won't even pretend like I'm not there or give me a swirly? 446 00:32:38,829 --> 00:32:41,403 - No, no. - Awesome. 447 00:32:47,212 --> 00:32:49,039 Grandpa, I'm pretty sure he's dead. 448 00:32:49,214 --> 00:32:53,081 No, he's just a good actor. 449 00:32:53,260 --> 00:32:55,252 Dead dogs don't get dinner. 450 00:32:57,681 --> 00:33:00,469 Oh. All right. 451 00:33:07,399 --> 00:33:08,941 Hard day at the office? 452 00:33:10,068 --> 00:33:14,149 It's just that I found all these clues to help Mom's case... 453 00:33:14,573 --> 00:33:17,064 ...but to do that, I had to break my promise to her. 454 00:33:17,242 --> 00:33:18,820 So... 455 00:33:19,077 --> 00:33:21,616 - ...you're working on a case? - Yeah. 456 00:33:21,788 --> 00:33:24,244 You know what they call those working on cases? 457 00:33:24,458 --> 00:33:26,035 Yeah, cops. 458 00:33:27,419 --> 00:33:30,088 Face it, Grandpa, I'm just a kid who lied to his mom. 459 00:33:30,255 --> 00:33:32,248 I don't know what to do. 460 00:33:32,424 --> 00:33:36,291 Well, you can start by being who you are. 461 00:33:37,596 --> 00:33:39,755 Who you were born to be. 462 00:33:43,685 --> 00:33:48,312 Now, lying to your mom is one thing, but lying to yourself, Ace Jr... 463 00:33:49,608 --> 00:33:53,475 ...son, that leads to a life of disappointment. 464 00:34:10,087 --> 00:34:12,163 That's not normal. 465 00:34:12,839 --> 00:34:16,588 I will be normal. 466 00:34:17,928 --> 00:34:19,174 Ha. 467 00:34:19,387 --> 00:34:24,181 Hi, this is Pennington Jr. with a very special message just for you. 468 00:34:24,351 --> 00:34:27,388 You're invited in my birthday party. Lucky you. 469 00:34:27,562 --> 00:34:29,888 Yes. I'm invited, I'm invited, I'm invited. 470 00:34:30,065 --> 00:34:31,726 I'm invited! 471 00:34:34,694 --> 00:34:36,272 Press. 472 00:34:36,446 --> 00:34:39,021 Perez Ventura. I'm here to interview Pennington Jr. 473 00:34:40,242 --> 00:34:42,567 - No, not on the list. - List? What list? 474 00:34:42,744 --> 00:34:47,205 I don't care about no stinking list. I'm with The, uh, Daffy Rumor Mill. 475 00:34:47,415 --> 00:34:50,619 School paper? Familiar with freedom of the press? 476 00:34:50,794 --> 00:34:52,905 It's in something called the Constitution 477 00:34:52,918 --> 00:34:55,041 of the United States. You should read it. 478 00:34:55,215 --> 00:34:58,502 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't tase me, bro. First Amendment violation. 479 00:34:58,677 --> 00:35:00,504 - Put me down. - Let him through. 480 00:35:01,096 --> 00:35:02,591 Put him down, boys. 481 00:35:04,808 --> 00:35:06,303 Now that's admissible evidence. 482 00:35:06,476 --> 00:35:08,464 I haven't been humiliated like this since 483 00:35:08,476 --> 00:35:10,427 they started making us shower after P.E. 484 00:35:15,777 --> 00:35:18,612 We're on a tight schedule. You got three minutes. 485 00:35:21,032 --> 00:35:22,658 Is that a forest up there? 486 00:35:22,826 --> 00:35:26,872 Man, you gotta clip those nose hairs. You could make a teddy bear out of that. 487 00:35:27,038 --> 00:35:28,450 Wow. 488 00:35:30,083 --> 00:35:31,709 Clean up Bigfoot here real nice. 489 00:35:31,918 --> 00:35:35,121 We Penningtons pride ourselves on good relations with the press... 490 00:35:35,297 --> 00:35:37,670 ...but the invitations have already been recorded. 491 00:35:37,841 --> 00:35:39,917 - There's nothing I can do. - Waiter? Lunch. 492 00:35:40,093 --> 00:35:42,383 Please, take this pass. 493 00:35:42,554 --> 00:35:44,630 It will get you into the gymnasium... 494 00:35:44,806 --> 00:35:47,131 ...where we'll be webcasting the whole thing. 495 00:35:47,809 --> 00:35:49,055 It'll make headlines. 496 00:35:49,269 --> 00:35:52,556 Oh, that's terrific, sport. Here's a few for you: 497 00:35:52,772 --> 00:35:55,976 "Billionaire Boy in Liposuction incident." 498 00:35:56,151 --> 00:36:00,481 Or "I Had Pennington Jr.'s Alien Love Baby." 499 00:36:00,697 --> 00:36:02,073 I'm great with Photoshop. 500 00:36:02,282 --> 00:36:06,280 You're threatening to blackmail me unless I give you information. 501 00:36:06,494 --> 00:36:08,369 I'm the paparazzi. It's what I do. 502 00:36:08,997 --> 00:36:13,162 But I will get off your back if you tell me about this guy. 503 00:36:16,630 --> 00:36:18,088 Dr. Michael Sickinger. 504 00:36:18,256 --> 00:36:21,756 A brilliant scientist who worked for our animal genetics laboratory. 505 00:36:21,968 --> 00:36:23,427 He's one of the finest. 506 00:36:23,637 --> 00:36:24,752 Indubitably. 507 00:36:24,930 --> 00:36:27,551 Unfortunately, he's quite insane. 508 00:36:27,766 --> 00:36:28,881 Incontinently. 509 00:36:29,059 --> 00:36:31,183 He harbors a bizarre hatred for panda bears. 510 00:36:31,394 --> 00:36:34,348 Incomprehensibly. Does he still work for your father? 511 00:36:34,564 --> 00:36:36,806 Oh, no. We fired him just a few weeks ago. 512 00:36:36,983 --> 00:36:40,186 I believe he's now the chief of non-telegenic species research... 513 00:36:40,362 --> 00:36:43,232 ...at the Dinosaur Fossils Foundation. 514 00:36:46,451 --> 00:36:47,827 What? 515 00:36:47,994 --> 00:36:51,197 I don't know what it means either. You'll have to ask him yourself. 516 00:36:51,414 --> 00:36:53,122 Oh, I will. 517 00:36:55,585 --> 00:36:58,788 Bye-bye, then. Every shot I take, a Picasso. 518 00:37:00,757 --> 00:37:02,465 No touching the camera. 519 00:37:04,636 --> 00:37:07,756 - Where's my rabbit, loser? - Nice to see you too, Tara. 520 00:37:07,931 --> 00:37:10,304 You were supposed to find Breezy a week ago. 521 00:37:10,517 --> 00:37:12,509 You owe us for the extra therapy session. 522 00:37:12,686 --> 00:37:15,805 I can't comment on an ongoing investigation. 523 00:37:16,022 --> 00:37:20,768 Aah! Holy magenta, you guys look like a box of crayons. 524 00:37:21,319 --> 00:37:23,395 Why do you guys always travel in a flock? 525 00:37:23,613 --> 00:37:24,990 Is this really necessary? 526 00:37:25,198 --> 00:37:27,488 Can't we talk this over like civilized adults? 527 00:37:27,659 --> 00:37:30,364 You can IM me and I'll text you back. 528 00:37:30,537 --> 00:37:32,114 You said I had 72 hours! 529 00:37:35,375 --> 00:37:36,418 You've had eight days. 530 00:37:36,918 --> 00:37:37,961 Two kinds of people: 531 00:37:38,128 --> 00:37:40,797 People that pee in the pool and people who lie about it. 532 00:37:40,964 --> 00:37:44,132 Find Mr. Chompers or you go swimming again tomorrow. 533 00:37:54,978 --> 00:37:57,517 - What? - Get to class, Ventura. 534 00:38:01,234 --> 00:38:04,022 I gotta break into Dr. Sickinger's office at the museum... 535 00:38:04,195 --> 00:38:07,897 - ...so you can upload his hard drive. - I can only do that in my lab. 536 00:38:09,993 --> 00:38:13,659 Would you get out of there? Come on, the coast is clear. 537 00:38:14,664 --> 00:38:17,867 Sounds like a three-man job. Hey, uh, why are you all wet... 538 00:38:19,294 --> 00:38:21,667 With the wet, okay? 539 00:38:22,339 --> 00:38:24,580 About the three-man job... 540 00:38:24,758 --> 00:38:26,335 ...I know someone. 541 00:38:26,551 --> 00:38:29,090 But it's gonna take all my power of persuasion... 542 00:38:29,262 --> 00:38:33,390 ...to convince this beautiful animal lover to commit a level-five felony. 543 00:38:34,017 --> 00:38:37,185 Please help me break into the Dinosaur Fossil Foundation... 544 00:38:37,395 --> 00:38:39,886 ...so we can stop the guy who stole Ting Tang... 545 00:38:40,065 --> 00:38:42,604 ...and save my mom before she's sent to prison. 546 00:38:43,693 --> 00:38:46,232 Um, okay. 547 00:38:46,529 --> 00:38:48,440 - Really? - Yeah. 548 00:38:51,493 --> 00:38:53,078 - Are those from my mom's garden? - No. 549 00:38:54,371 --> 00:38:55,533 Shut up. 550 00:38:57,791 --> 00:39:01,042 Right this way, folks. Stick together. 551 00:39:06,132 --> 00:39:07,461 Okay. 552 00:39:07,634 --> 00:39:10,007 You are all in for a very special treat. 553 00:39:10,220 --> 00:39:14,171 The rarest, most complete Tyrannosaurus skeleton in existence. 554 00:39:14,349 --> 00:39:18,395 It has an estimated value of $100 million. 555 00:39:18,812 --> 00:39:20,307 Uh-huh. 556 00:39:21,439 --> 00:39:25,390 Do not touch it. 557 00:39:26,820 --> 00:39:28,066 A hundred million dollars? 558 00:39:28,238 --> 00:39:31,820 You want your koi fish back, you're hot or not. This plan is gravy. 559 00:39:33,410 --> 00:39:36,992 Everybody, stay close. We're on a tight schedule. 560 00:39:41,334 --> 00:39:42,413 Aw, T. rex, cool. 561 00:39:42,585 --> 00:39:45,539 I'm sorry, sir. No pets allowed. 562 00:39:45,713 --> 00:39:47,540 He's my Seeing Eye dog. 563 00:39:47,715 --> 00:39:50,041 He's facing backwards. 564 00:39:50,260 --> 00:39:52,004 And you're not blind. 565 00:39:52,846 --> 00:39:57,591 I can see again. I can see. It's a miracle. It's a miracle. 566 00:39:57,809 --> 00:40:01,641 - Sir. I mean it, you... - Fine. I'll take him off. 567 00:40:02,856 --> 00:40:05,395 I'm so sorry about all this. 568 00:40:11,489 --> 00:40:14,657 - Make him stop doing that. - He's a dog, it's a bone. Do the math. 569 00:40:15,994 --> 00:40:17,370 What... 570 00:40:17,912 --> 00:40:19,110 Oh. Oh, jeez. 571 00:40:19,330 --> 00:40:22,949 Oxnard Hueneme Carpinteria Ventura, you get back here right now. 572 00:40:23,376 --> 00:40:26,544 Sir, that is a priceless skeleton unearthed in the badlands of... 573 00:40:26,754 --> 00:40:29,246 Oh, please. This thing's lasted millions of years. 574 00:40:29,424 --> 00:40:32,592 It's going to survive a little doggy love nibble. 575 00:40:40,685 --> 00:40:42,476 Maybe not. 576 00:40:42,687 --> 00:40:43,933 Oh, my! 577 00:40:48,526 --> 00:40:50,234 Okay, I told you it would work. 578 00:40:50,403 --> 00:40:53,487 Now go. I'll meet you in the Dinosaur Cavern. Go. 579 00:41:00,830 --> 00:41:02,112 Security! 580 00:41:10,590 --> 00:41:12,251 You seen a kid come out here? 581 00:41:12,425 --> 00:41:15,759 What are you guys standing around? Come on, let's go. Come on. 582 00:41:52,715 --> 00:41:54,626 - A Plus, are you there? - Affirmative. 583 00:41:54,842 --> 00:41:58,461 Oh, this is so cool. Now I have two friends. 584 00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:00,720 Let's start a band. You play an instrument? 585 00:42:00,932 --> 00:42:04,680 I used in play the bagpipes, but my legs are too skinny for a kilt. 586 00:42:04,852 --> 00:42:06,181 Come on. I'm in the office. 587 00:42:06,354 --> 00:42:08,596 It's really freaky in here. Tell me what to do. 588 00:42:20,285 --> 00:42:22,245 - Don't let him get away. - Over here. 589 00:42:22,328 --> 00:42:24,321 Bring backup. That's him. 590 00:42:28,376 --> 00:42:29,657 Aah! Oh... 591 00:42:31,796 --> 00:42:33,078 Ha! 592 00:42:36,593 --> 00:42:38,337 Okay, your program's running. 593 00:42:38,511 --> 00:42:41,679 - Oh, one other thing. - What? 594 00:42:42,473 --> 00:42:43,932 In my instant messenger... 595 00:42:44,100 --> 00:42:47,885 ...can I move you from contacts to buddies? 596 00:42:48,062 --> 00:42:49,105 No. 597 00:42:49,314 --> 00:42:51,022 - Can I put you on my Fave 5? - No. 598 00:42:51,232 --> 00:42:52,561 - MySpace add? - Denied. 599 00:42:53,318 --> 00:42:55,691 But we're friends now, right? 600 00:42:55,903 --> 00:42:58,027 Sure, A Plus. We're friends. 601 00:42:58,239 --> 00:43:01,526 - And you're a girl, right? - Duh. 602 00:43:02,577 --> 00:43:06,113 So I can call you my girlfriend, right? 603 00:43:06,831 --> 00:43:08,658 Ew. Not. 604 00:43:08,875 --> 00:43:10,785 Fine, be that way. 605 00:43:11,002 --> 00:43:12,545 There he goes, there he goes. 606 00:43:12,670 --> 00:43:15,672 Get out of my way, get out of my way. No, I'm going first. 607 00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,670 You... 608 00:43:27,226 --> 00:43:28,508 Okay, it's finished. 609 00:43:35,902 --> 00:43:37,777 He's over there. 610 00:43:49,499 --> 00:43:52,666 - Copy that. - Come here, kid. 611 00:44:03,346 --> 00:44:05,470 Come here, kid. 612 00:44:16,359 --> 00:44:19,942 Aah! Jeez, with the sneaking up on me, okay? 613 00:44:20,113 --> 00:44:21,821 Mission accomplished. 614 00:44:21,989 --> 00:44:24,445 - Where's Ox? - Well, I don't know, he's a lone wolf. 615 00:44:24,659 --> 00:44:26,619 - You're putting that bone back. - Fine, I will. 616 00:44:26,703 --> 00:44:29,372 - He's in the tunnel. - Let's go. 617 00:44:29,539 --> 00:44:31,947 Let's go. This way. 618 00:44:48,975 --> 00:44:51,383 - Stay where you are. - Come on. 619 00:44:51,561 --> 00:44:53,019 Fan out. 620 00:44:53,604 --> 00:44:55,312 Do you Heely? 621 00:44:58,151 --> 00:44:59,609 Right. 622 00:45:01,070 --> 00:45:03,360 - Shall we? - Let's do. 623 00:45:05,783 --> 00:45:07,610 Fun time's over. 624 00:45:26,387 --> 00:45:28,214 Go. 625 00:45:30,308 --> 00:45:32,384 Hey, that's my girl. 626 00:45:32,602 --> 00:45:34,310 Ha. Got you. 627 00:45:37,940 --> 00:45:39,648 Ha, ha. Got you. 628 00:45:47,825 --> 00:45:49,652 You're not gonna let him keep that. 629 00:45:49,869 --> 00:45:52,408 I'll put it back later. Hey, good job, Ox. 630 00:45:52,580 --> 00:45:54,989 - Where are the kids? - What's this? 631 00:45:55,500 --> 00:45:57,374 Where did they go? Which way? 632 00:45:57,543 --> 00:46:01,375 What? Bunch of idiots. Oh, man. 633 00:46:02,423 --> 00:46:06,208 Her financial situation is dire, and, as the bears' keeper... 634 00:46:06,385 --> 00:46:09,637 ...she has ready access to the panda house at any time. 635 00:46:09,847 --> 00:46:12,338 The agency's skilled forensics team has concluded... 636 00:46:12,517 --> 00:46:16,681 ...that the only fresh footprints at the crime scene belong to Mrs. Ventura. 637 00:46:17,230 --> 00:46:19,721 I object. 638 00:46:27,240 --> 00:46:28,782 Excuse me. 639 00:46:29,534 --> 00:46:30,576 Who are you? 640 00:46:31,035 --> 00:46:35,864 Ace Ventura Darrow Hutz Junior, Esquire of the following law firms, one minute. 641 00:46:36,874 --> 00:46:39,116 "Dewey, Fleeceum and Grab, Wiley, Little and Weasel..." 642 00:46:39,335 --> 00:46:41,956 ...Shakem, Down and Hard, Cheap, Ambulance and Chaser. 643 00:46:42,129 --> 00:46:45,131 Imontha Take and Lovitt, Ben Dover and Grunt... 644 00:46:45,341 --> 00:46:48,758 "...and the non-profit Mater Innocentus." 645 00:46:48,928 --> 00:46:53,673 My mom is innocent. Your Honor, I represent the defendant. 646 00:46:54,559 --> 00:46:56,683 Your Honor, this is ridiculous. 647 00:46:56,894 --> 00:47:00,560 He's a 12-year-old behavioral case and the defendant's son. He can't... 648 00:47:00,731 --> 00:47:03,222 This a bail hearing. Character is pertinent. 649 00:47:03,442 --> 00:47:05,234 Continue, young man. 650 00:47:05,444 --> 00:47:08,149 Ow. That must've hurt and it's only gonna get worse. 651 00:47:08,322 --> 00:47:10,197 Pay attention. 652 00:47:18,207 --> 00:47:21,873 - Thank you, paralegal Laura. - You're very welcome. 653 00:47:32,346 --> 00:47:36,131 - Oh, come on, Your Honor. - Pardon me, Your Honor. My bad. 654 00:47:46,861 --> 00:47:50,360 - Thank you, pretty paralegal Laura. - You're welcome, Mr. Esquire. 655 00:47:50,531 --> 00:47:52,488 Come on, boys. 656 00:48:01,250 --> 00:48:04,252 Drop it. Okay. I'm good, I'm good. 657 00:48:06,714 --> 00:48:09,882 The only footprints that Agent Hollander and his personal CSI... 658 00:48:10,051 --> 00:48:12,803 Complete Stupid Idiots. ...found at the scene were... 659 00:48:13,346 --> 00:48:17,012 Okay. Okay, a little help. It's getting really heavy, bailiffs. Please! 660 00:48:19,936 --> 00:48:23,187 - Let me remind you, you're under oath! - Actually, I'm not. 661 00:48:23,397 --> 00:48:25,806 I want the truth! You can't handle the truth! 662 00:48:25,983 --> 00:48:29,483 Be seated, you maggot. Immediately if not sooner! 663 00:48:31,072 --> 00:48:35,117 Anyway, the only footprints that Ranger Blockhead found in the habitat... 664 00:48:35,326 --> 00:48:38,529 ...besides my mom's shoeprints were panda prints. 665 00:48:39,413 --> 00:48:43,874 The average panda weighs 352 pounds with a body mass index of 21.34. 666 00:48:44,085 --> 00:48:48,035 At over 5 feet in length, the panda has slightly offset weight distribution. 667 00:48:48,255 --> 00:48:50,629 They use a modified sesamoid bone for stability. 668 00:48:50,841 --> 00:48:53,297 And they create a 5-millimeter deep footprint. 669 00:48:53,511 --> 00:48:56,928 But, as you can see, these are 2.3-millimeter deep footprints... 670 00:48:57,139 --> 00:49:00,592 ...that I just created by adding 75 pounds to my weight. 671 00:49:00,810 --> 00:49:03,099 A man weighing 183 pounds... 672 00:49:03,312 --> 00:49:06,065 ...would establish a print depth of 2.3 millimeters. 673 00:49:06,649 --> 00:49:09,769 We are looking for a 183-pound man, not a... 674 00:49:09,944 --> 00:49:12,399 - Mom, how much do you weigh? - A hundred and ten. 675 00:49:12,613 --> 00:49:14,689 - You wanna be free or not? - One thirty-five. 676 00:49:14,865 --> 00:49:16,989 ...Hundred and thirty-five-pound woman. 677 00:49:17,201 --> 00:49:20,452 If the footprints don't fit, you must acquit. 678 00:49:22,832 --> 00:49:24,078 Order! Order. 679 00:49:24,291 --> 00:49:27,993 Thank you, thank you. It's Ventura with a V as in victory. 680 00:49:28,212 --> 00:49:30,372 I plead for acquittal, Your Honor. 681 00:49:30,548 --> 00:49:35,258 Game, set, match. Cut, print, moving on and scene. 682 00:49:36,554 --> 00:49:37,930 Let me get this straight. 683 00:49:38,431 --> 00:49:41,598 You trespassed on a federal crime scene. 684 00:49:41,767 --> 00:49:44,140 Or you're just making all this up. 685 00:49:48,566 --> 00:49:51,318 - Um, well... - Mm-hm. 686 00:49:51,485 --> 00:49:52,981 It's a hypothesis. 687 00:49:53,195 --> 00:49:55,070 A theory, if you will. 688 00:49:56,115 --> 00:49:57,693 Well, that's terrific, tiger. 689 00:49:57,867 --> 00:50:00,951 But right now the grownups have to send your mommy to jail... 690 00:50:01,912 --> 00:50:05,246 ...unless, uh, someone else wants to put on a Halloween costume... 691 00:50:05,458 --> 00:50:07,664 ...and vandalize the courtroom. 692 00:50:10,713 --> 00:50:14,924 Order. I'm sorry, young man. It's an interesting theory... 693 00:50:15,134 --> 00:50:17,839 ...but this case involves an endangered species... 694 00:50:18,054 --> 00:50:19,596 ...international relations. 695 00:50:20,389 --> 00:50:21,967 Bail is set at $500,000. 696 00:50:23,601 --> 00:50:24,763 Melissa Ventura... 697 00:50:24,935 --> 00:50:27,510 ...you're remanded to the custody of the state of Florida. 698 00:50:29,607 --> 00:50:33,225 Ace, where did you get all that information? 699 00:50:33,402 --> 00:50:36,321 - You promised that you wouldn't. - But Grandpa said that he... 700 00:50:36,489 --> 00:50:40,190 - He carries around a dead dog. - It's not dead, it's just sleeping. 701 00:50:40,367 --> 00:50:43,986 I thought I could help solve the case by finding Ting Tang or something... 702 00:50:44,163 --> 00:50:46,156 ...but no one believes me. Not even you. 703 00:50:46,332 --> 00:50:49,784 Of course I do. I just don't wanna lose you. 704 00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:54,125 - Like you lost Dad. - Yeah, like I lost Dad. 705 00:50:55,299 --> 00:50:59,594 I realize now that no matter what I say, you're gonna be who you are. 706 00:50:59,804 --> 00:51:02,556 I want you to know the truth about your dad. 707 00:51:02,723 --> 00:51:06,092 I just didn't talk about him or what he did because I... 708 00:51:07,353 --> 00:51:09,512 I didn't want you to follow in his footsteps. 709 00:51:09,730 --> 00:51:12,055 Well, what happened to him? 710 00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:16,270 He was on a case. 711 00:51:16,737 --> 00:51:18,279 Using an ultralight plane... 712 00:51:18,447 --> 00:51:21,366 ...he was leading a flock of disabled Canadian snow geese... 713 00:51:21,534 --> 00:51:24,108 ...back to their winter breeding ground in Miami. 714 00:51:25,454 --> 00:51:28,207 They said that he got disoriented... 715 00:51:29,333 --> 00:51:32,750 ...that he vanished from radar somewhere over the Bermuda Triangle. 716 00:51:33,796 --> 00:51:35,373 Oh, Ace, oh. 717 00:51:38,342 --> 00:51:39,927 Time is up, convict, on the bus. 718 00:51:40,094 --> 00:51:43,546 Oh. Oh, I've been saving something for you. 719 00:51:45,307 --> 00:51:47,134 Your father bought this. 720 00:51:47,309 --> 00:51:50,098 He wanted you to have it when you were old enough... 721 00:51:50,271 --> 00:51:52,596 ...and now you are. 722 00:51:53,149 --> 00:51:56,897 - Look up in the attic. It's there. - Mom, I promise, I'll be normal. 723 00:51:57,111 --> 00:51:58,902 Be who you are, Ace! 724 00:51:59,113 --> 00:52:02,150 Hollander will find the panda-napper. We'll be a family again. 725 00:52:02,366 --> 00:52:03,908 I love you, Ace! 726 00:52:04,118 --> 00:52:06,360 I love you, Mom. 727 00:52:15,629 --> 00:52:18,120 Ace, I'm so sorry. 728 00:52:18,340 --> 00:52:20,630 So, what do we do now? 729 00:52:20,885 --> 00:52:22,925 Nothing. I'm a loser. 730 00:52:23,095 --> 00:52:24,554 It's over. 731 00:52:24,763 --> 00:52:27,137 Sorry about your koi fish. 732 00:52:27,308 --> 00:52:29,182 Come on, Ox. 733 00:52:29,727 --> 00:52:32,764 Hey, Laura, where the heck is Bermuda? 734 00:52:32,938 --> 00:52:35,180 I have no idea. 735 00:52:50,748 --> 00:52:53,583 That's not what I think it is, is it? 736 00:52:53,751 --> 00:52:55,459 I guess. 737 00:52:55,628 --> 00:52:58,249 Your mom gave that to you? 738 00:52:58,672 --> 00:53:01,247 Yeah, but it's not important. 739 00:53:02,801 --> 00:53:04,712 What about the animals? 740 00:53:04,887 --> 00:53:07,640 Animals have never brought me anything but trouble. 741 00:53:07,806 --> 00:53:09,966 I gotta be like everyone else, Grandpa. 742 00:53:10,142 --> 00:53:11,388 You can't. 743 00:53:11,936 --> 00:53:14,225 Well, I will if it kills me. 744 00:53:14,396 --> 00:53:18,442 You'll never be like everyone else because you're one in a million. 745 00:53:18,609 --> 00:53:21,018 Just like your ancestors. 746 00:53:21,195 --> 00:53:23,070 Just like your father. 747 00:53:23,822 --> 00:53:25,898 Eat your own food, Ox. 748 00:53:26,242 --> 00:53:28,781 I've been trying to get you to figure this out... 749 00:53:29,745 --> 00:53:32,782 ...but I guess I'm just gonna have to come out and say it. 750 00:53:33,582 --> 00:53:34,911 Say what? 751 00:53:35,125 --> 00:53:37,367 The magic word. 752 00:53:40,714 --> 00:53:42,874 Don't you know what you are? 753 00:53:44,635 --> 00:53:46,296 I'm a kid, right? 754 00:53:47,221 --> 00:53:49,795 You're more than that. 755 00:53:50,516 --> 00:53:52,177 You're a pet... 756 00:53:55,646 --> 00:53:57,224 ...detective. 757 00:54:03,487 --> 00:54:05,812 - Like my dad? - Yeah. 758 00:54:06,490 --> 00:54:07,818 Well, what was he like? 759 00:54:08,367 --> 00:54:09,613 Just like you. 760 00:54:12,955 --> 00:54:14,947 And you know... 761 00:54:15,916 --> 00:54:17,542 ...this thing you threw away? 762 00:54:19,712 --> 00:54:23,793 This is the key to your future. 763 00:55:18,604 --> 00:55:20,728 Alrighty, then. 764 00:55:57,810 --> 00:55:59,802 - Nice outfit. - Ha, ha. 765 00:56:00,020 --> 00:56:01,099 Let's talk fashion. 766 00:56:01,271 --> 00:56:04,439 Tara's wearing the latest in the spoiled and shallow collection. 767 00:56:04,650 --> 00:56:05,896 Love the shoes. Hate you. 768 00:56:06,110 --> 00:56:07,901 Ventura, our therapist said for us... 769 00:56:08,070 --> 00:56:10,858 ...to order you to stop inflicting emotional damage on us. 770 00:56:11,031 --> 00:56:13,522 Franken Berry called. Count Chocula wants his wardrobe back. 771 00:56:13,742 --> 00:56:16,317 And the sun's out. Get back in your caskets. 772 00:56:16,537 --> 00:56:18,613 Is there a veterinarian in the house? 773 00:56:18,831 --> 00:56:21,583 Because these are some sick puppies. Aah! 774 00:56:21,792 --> 00:56:23,453 Hey, watch the hair. 775 00:56:23,669 --> 00:56:26,623 Oxnard, I need you! 776 00:56:41,395 --> 00:56:43,720 Time for another motivational dunking, dork. 777 00:56:43,939 --> 00:56:45,600 No, but you don't underst... 778 00:56:49,319 --> 00:56:52,938 Jeez, next time you're late like that, I'm buying a cat. 779 00:56:57,828 --> 00:56:59,703 Tell your dog to back off, Ventura. 780 00:56:59,913 --> 00:57:02,037 Are you crazy? I'm not going near him. 781 00:57:02,249 --> 00:57:03,910 He looks rabid... 782 00:57:04,126 --> 00:57:05,621 ...and he can smell your fear. 783 00:57:08,213 --> 00:57:12,875 You are Spartan! 784 00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:27,815 - What about our alligator? - I told you I'd find him and I will. 785 00:57:27,983 --> 00:57:31,981 But right now I've got bigger fish to fry. 786 00:57:32,154 --> 00:57:33,197 Oxnard! 787 00:57:35,991 --> 00:57:38,862 Oh, and, uh, sorry about that whole buying-a-cat thing. 788 00:57:39,745 --> 00:57:41,620 Ace? 789 00:57:42,581 --> 00:57:45,155 Ventura Jr... 790 00:57:46,668 --> 00:57:48,543 ...pet detective. 791 00:57:48,712 --> 00:57:51,666 Um, okay. 792 00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:53,548 What's wrong? 793 00:57:53,717 --> 00:57:55,923 The question, young Laura, is what is right. 794 00:57:56,136 --> 00:57:59,055 The answer: everything. 795 00:57:59,556 --> 00:58:02,344 So you feel like solving that case? 796 00:58:02,518 --> 00:58:03,560 Thought you gave up? 797 00:58:03,727 --> 00:58:06,348 Even Tiger Woods shanks one from time to time. 798 00:58:06,563 --> 00:58:08,520 But the past is past. 799 00:58:08,690 --> 00:58:09,888 Now, A Plus? 800 00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:12,690 Wow. This table is great. 801 00:58:13,362 --> 00:58:15,402 I looked through Sickinger's hard drive. 802 00:58:15,572 --> 00:58:18,372 He's a biological researcher specializing 803 00:58:18,384 --> 00:58:20,994 in non-telegenic endangered organisms. 804 00:58:22,162 --> 00:58:24,072 In English, Mr. Spock. 805 00:58:24,248 --> 00:58:26,039 He advocates for ugly animals. 806 00:58:26,250 --> 00:58:29,120 He planned a demonstration for like-minded activists... 807 00:58:29,294 --> 00:58:31,620 ...at a publicity stop for a famous feline. 808 00:58:35,342 --> 00:58:37,751 Okay. I didn't understand a word you just said... 809 00:58:37,928 --> 00:58:40,467 ...except for "ugly animals" and "Sickinger". 810 00:58:40,681 --> 00:58:43,884 He's organizing a protest at Tabby the Tabby's autograph session... 811 00:58:44,059 --> 00:58:46,384 ...at the Animals Actors' studio at Universal, Orlando. 812 00:58:46,562 --> 00:58:47,843 Oh. 813 00:58:48,105 --> 00:58:50,395 Well, looks like we're going on a field trip. 814 00:58:53,986 --> 00:58:57,355 I'll take a few of these for the road. Two percent next time. 815 00:58:57,573 --> 00:58:59,533 Field trip? Do I need a permission slip? 816 00:58:59,700 --> 00:59:00,742 No, you don't. 817 00:59:01,285 --> 00:59:03,361 Have a meow-tastic day. 818 00:59:03,537 --> 00:59:07,784 Thanks for coming. Tabby says, "Have a meow-tastic day." 819 00:59:09,418 --> 00:59:13,203 Thanks for coming. Tabby says, "Have a meow-tastic day." 820 00:59:13,422 --> 00:59:16,921 Thanks for coming. Tabby says, "Have a meow-tastic day." 821 00:59:17,134 --> 00:59:20,088 Thanks for coming. Tabby says, "Have a meow-tastic day." 822 00:59:20,762 --> 00:59:22,008 There's Sickinger. 823 00:59:22,222 --> 00:59:24,049 Tabby says, "Have a meow-tastic day." 824 00:59:24,224 --> 00:59:27,593 Thanks for coming. Tabby says, "Have a meow-tastic day." 825 00:59:27,769 --> 00:59:32,016 No justice, no peace! Equal treatment for ugly species! 826 00:59:32,190 --> 00:59:35,394 No justice, no peace! Equal treatment for ugly species! 827 00:59:35,569 --> 00:59:37,561 Take him down! He's an eco-terrorist! 828 00:59:38,113 --> 00:59:42,159 Cease and desist immediately or I'll be forced to use this! 829 00:59:42,367 --> 00:59:44,989 Don't even think about moving. Slow down. Just stop. 830 00:59:46,079 --> 00:59:48,036 Don't tase me. Don't tase me, bro. 831 00:59:49,249 --> 00:59:51,491 - Get him. - No justice, no peace! 832 00:59:51,710 --> 00:59:52,991 No justice, no... 833 00:59:54,755 --> 00:59:56,131 Oh. 834 00:59:58,133 --> 01:00:00,707 We shall not be silenced! 835 01:00:00,886 --> 01:00:02,132 Be quiet. 836 01:00:02,304 --> 01:00:05,174 Ugly animals of the world, unite! 837 01:00:05,724 --> 01:00:08,559 - You have nothing to lose... - This guy is crazy. 838 01:00:08,727 --> 01:00:10,886 ...but your leashes! 839 01:00:11,104 --> 01:00:13,939 We shall not be silenced! 840 01:00:14,608 --> 01:00:17,645 Aah! Tabby is gone! 841 01:00:17,819 --> 01:00:20,489 Find Tabby! Tabby's gone! 842 01:00:20,697 --> 01:00:22,654 Yikes, Tabby's been nabbied. 843 01:00:22,866 --> 01:00:25,275 - Tabby! Tabby! - This is bigger than I thought. 844 01:00:25,452 --> 01:00:29,498 Sickinger must be running some sort of criminal animal-napping network. 845 01:00:29,706 --> 01:00:31,782 Oh, the humanity! Tabby! 846 01:00:31,958 --> 01:00:35,126 I know you don't want to, Ace, but you better talk to Hollander. 847 01:00:35,337 --> 01:00:37,579 - Tabby's gone! - Now he'll listen to you. 848 01:00:38,924 --> 01:00:41,759 - You're not listening! - I'm sorry, what? Ha, ha. 849 01:00:41,927 --> 01:00:44,217 Dr. Sickinger. He was creating a distraction... 850 01:00:44,388 --> 01:00:47,507 ...at the Animal Actors stadium when Tabby the Tabby vanished. 851 01:00:47,683 --> 01:00:50,720 This is a major criminal network. We have evidence. 852 01:00:50,894 --> 01:00:52,851 - Tabby the Tabby. - Catnapped. 853 01:00:53,063 --> 01:00:55,103 - Ting Tang. - You know what happened. 854 01:00:55,273 --> 01:00:56,316 Princess. 855 01:00:56,483 --> 01:00:58,110 Championship West Highland terrier. 856 01:00:58,276 --> 01:01:01,361 Her Majesty was stolen from an international dog show last week. 857 01:01:01,530 --> 01:01:02,906 Freedom the Hawk. 858 01:01:03,073 --> 01:01:05,564 Mascot for the Stars and Stripes Burger Company... 859 01:01:05,742 --> 01:01:08,744 ...his freedom was taken away when he was stolen last month. 860 01:01:08,912 --> 01:01:11,581 They even took Snuggles, the fabric softening bear. 861 01:01:11,790 --> 01:01:13,783 - They took Snuggles? - Yes. 862 01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:15,459 And...? 863 01:01:15,669 --> 01:01:18,374 Sickinger's organization is stealing famous animals. 864 01:01:18,922 --> 01:01:20,085 Yeah. 865 01:01:20,841 --> 01:01:23,332 You're welcome for solving the case, doing your job. 866 01:01:23,510 --> 01:01:26,512 Need me to wipe your butt for you? I just did. 867 01:01:27,305 --> 01:01:30,639 So when can I get my mom back? 868 01:01:30,809 --> 01:01:32,304 Ten, 20 years, I'd say. 869 01:01:32,853 --> 01:01:34,597 What? 870 01:01:34,771 --> 01:01:37,476 You see, doorstep, a major investigation like this... 871 01:01:37,649 --> 01:01:39,809 ...takes on a life all of its own. 872 01:01:40,527 --> 01:01:41,855 I think your mom's guilty... 873 01:01:42,237 --> 01:01:44,646 ...and I spent all morning on CNN saying she is. 874 01:01:44,823 --> 01:01:47,907 Her case is putting this agency on the map. 875 01:01:48,118 --> 01:01:50,657 And that's just the beginning. Get this: 876 01:01:51,204 --> 01:01:55,155 Fish and Wildlife. 877 01:01:55,333 --> 01:01:57,326 Guess who's gonna play me? 878 01:01:57,586 --> 01:01:59,211 Gumby. 879 01:01:59,421 --> 01:02:02,754 I didn't want it to have to come to this, Russell, but now it's on. 880 01:02:02,924 --> 01:02:04,336 Aha. 881 01:02:04,509 --> 01:02:05,968 Ha! 882 01:02:07,095 --> 01:02:08,258 Ha! 883 01:02:08,430 --> 01:02:10,007 - Out. - With the pushing. 884 01:02:10,182 --> 01:02:12,222 - Come on, out. - I am gonna get Sickinger... 885 01:02:12,392 --> 01:02:14,552 ...solve this case, prove my mom's innocent... 886 01:02:14,728 --> 01:02:17,101 ...and show the world what an idiot you are. 887 01:02:17,314 --> 01:02:18,690 Nice hair. 888 01:02:25,572 --> 01:02:30,946 This used to be the most pristine tyrannosaurus skeleton on Earth... 889 01:02:31,119 --> 01:02:34,406 ...formerly valued at $100 million. 890 01:02:34,581 --> 01:02:36,491 Ahem, how much is it worth now? Ahem. 891 01:02:37,375 --> 01:02:39,866 Substantially less. 892 01:02:40,045 --> 01:02:44,459 Please, do not touch it. 893 01:02:44,633 --> 01:02:47,670 Let's move very carefully to the gift shop. 894 01:02:54,476 --> 01:02:56,018 I don't think it looks that bad. 895 01:02:56,186 --> 01:02:57,598 Here, you put it back. 896 01:02:57,771 --> 01:02:59,479 You put it back. 897 01:03:30,011 --> 01:03:33,428 - Yes? - Dr. Sickinger, I presume. 898 01:03:33,598 --> 01:03:36,433 What? Wait. Uh, Uh... 899 01:03:37,936 --> 01:03:39,680 Who are you? 900 01:03:40,021 --> 01:03:43,604 Ace Ventura Jr., pet detective. 901 01:03:44,526 --> 01:03:45,902 Ha, ha. You're kidding me, right? 902 01:03:46,069 --> 01:03:48,359 Do I look like I'm kidding? 903 01:03:51,032 --> 01:03:52,740 Oh, I get it. 904 01:03:53,118 --> 01:03:56,202 Young supporters of the cause, yes. 905 01:03:56,413 --> 01:03:57,990 Oh, it's brilliant. Yes, yes. 906 01:03:58,206 --> 01:04:01,077 You're never too young for political mobilization, huh? 907 01:04:01,251 --> 01:04:03,208 We don't wanna join your movement. 908 01:04:03,378 --> 01:04:06,877 Look, buddy, my mom's in jail because of you... 909 01:04:07,048 --> 01:04:10,880 ...so tell us where the panda is so we can get him back to the zoo. 910 01:04:11,970 --> 01:04:15,007 If I were going to steal an animal from the zoo... 911 01:04:16,016 --> 01:04:18,555 ...the panda is the last one I'd take. 912 01:04:20,437 --> 01:04:22,727 I don't think you understand. 913 01:04:25,066 --> 01:04:27,440 This is the Madagascan aye-aye. 914 01:04:29,696 --> 01:04:32,152 The proboscis monkey. 915 01:04:32,699 --> 01:04:34,490 - Big nose. - Ew. 916 01:04:35,285 --> 01:04:37,740 The Chinese paddlefish. 917 01:04:38,038 --> 01:04:39,912 - Oh. - Ugh. 918 01:04:41,166 --> 01:04:42,827 The marabou stork. 919 01:04:44,878 --> 01:04:48,829 Yeah, all of them endangered. Yet no one's ever heard of them. 920 01:04:49,299 --> 01:04:52,336 - You know why? - No. 921 01:04:53,386 --> 01:04:55,510 They're hideous. 922 01:04:56,097 --> 01:04:57,723 Ugly. 923 01:04:58,266 --> 01:05:00,259 - Butt ugly, actually. - You got it there. 924 01:05:00,977 --> 01:05:02,685 - Whoops! Ha, ha. - Ugh. 925 01:05:03,229 --> 01:05:04,974 Sorry, that one's from vacation. 926 01:05:05,148 --> 01:05:06,856 Ace, shoot me now. 927 01:05:07,609 --> 01:05:10,230 Lights, ha, lights. Ahem. 928 01:05:11,863 --> 01:05:15,944 And this has what to do with the panda? 929 01:05:16,117 --> 01:05:17,446 Well, everything. 930 01:05:18,203 --> 01:05:21,739 We put all of these "cute" creatures in zoos... 931 01:05:21,957 --> 01:05:26,417 ...and then we spend insane amounts of money to protect them. 932 01:05:27,170 --> 01:05:28,831 And for what, huh? 933 01:05:30,966 --> 01:05:33,172 I started the PandaFanatic website... 934 01:05:34,302 --> 01:05:37,589 ...to, uh, get attention for my cause. 935 01:05:38,223 --> 01:05:39,931 That's all. 936 01:05:41,768 --> 01:05:44,770 I didn't kidnap Ting Tang... 937 01:05:45,271 --> 01:05:47,810 ...or any of those other animals. 938 01:05:48,024 --> 01:05:50,599 All species of animals, including the ugly ones... 939 01:05:50,777 --> 01:05:54,146 ...should be treated with the same respect as the cute ones... 940 01:05:54,322 --> 01:05:56,315 ...like pandas... 941 01:05:57,158 --> 01:06:00,445 I think I just busted this case wide open. 942 01:06:08,878 --> 01:06:10,421 I have a car. 943 01:06:12,382 --> 01:06:13,841 Ace, so, what's going on? 944 01:06:14,426 --> 01:06:16,799 Well, here's the plot up until now. 945 01:06:16,970 --> 01:06:19,805 Our perpetrator is stealing famous animals... 946 01:06:19,973 --> 01:06:22,263 ...and there's none more famous than Calypso. 947 01:06:22,475 --> 01:06:26,011 He played the unicorn in the epic trilogy they shot in New Zealand. 948 01:06:26,229 --> 01:06:28,934 His owners are doing a benefit magic performance today... 949 01:06:29,107 --> 01:06:33,900 ...and I got a feeling our thief is gonna try and steal him there. Punch it. 950 01:06:37,532 --> 01:06:40,984 Here's the plan. Doc, you watch the exits. Ox... 951 01:06:43,747 --> 01:06:45,075 ...you watch doc. 952 01:06:45,248 --> 01:06:46,494 Let's go. 953 01:06:49,210 --> 01:06:53,837 Okay, when we get past this, A Plus, Laura, split up. 954 01:06:54,007 --> 01:06:55,751 Whoever finds Calypso, call in. 955 01:06:55,925 --> 01:07:00,635 We'll stake out the perpetrators and wait for them to reveal themselves. 956 01:07:05,477 --> 01:07:09,262 I've been looking around here all day. I can't find Calypso. 957 01:07:09,439 --> 01:07:10,815 He's right over there. 958 01:07:10,982 --> 01:07:13,188 For my next illusion... 959 01:07:13,401 --> 01:07:15,394 - Ooh, magic show. - ...I need a volunteer. 960 01:07:15,612 --> 01:07:16,858 Me, me, me! 961 01:07:17,030 --> 01:07:19,032 - A volunteer, anyone. - Me. Here. Me. 962 01:07:19,199 --> 01:07:22,532 - Who wants in the show? - Pick me. Me. 963 01:07:22,702 --> 01:07:24,529 - You. How about you? - No, not her. 964 01:07:24,704 --> 01:07:27,029 No, no, no, me. Wanna-be magic man, right here. 965 01:07:27,248 --> 01:07:29,123 - Anyone else? - No, me. He-he, me. 966 01:07:29,292 --> 01:07:31,249 Sure, son. Okay, go inspect the box. 967 01:07:31,461 --> 01:07:33,786 You'll see that there are no mirrors. 968 01:07:34,005 --> 01:07:37,374 There are no strings. There are no trap doors. 969 01:07:37,592 --> 01:07:40,166 - What's he doing? - I don't know. 970 01:07:40,386 --> 01:07:42,252 Ace Irwin Ventura Jr., at your service. 971 01:07:42,264 --> 01:07:43,471 This is real. 972 01:07:43,640 --> 01:07:47,637 - Don't worry, you'll be okay. - This is what I do. 973 01:07:47,811 --> 01:07:50,599 - Are there any back doors? - There are no back doors. 974 01:07:50,814 --> 01:07:54,599 - Are there any mirrors? - No mirrors. 975 01:07:54,776 --> 01:07:56,318 All right, go on. 976 01:07:56,528 --> 01:07:59,446 - Stranger danger. - Thank you. Give him a big hand. 977 01:07:59,739 --> 01:08:01,281 Raise the box. 978 01:08:01,491 --> 01:08:04,112 You won't believe what you're about to see. 979 01:08:04,327 --> 01:08:06,320 Everyone remain calm. 980 01:08:07,539 --> 01:08:10,208 One, two, three! 981 01:08:21,970 --> 01:08:24,674 And now close the box. 982 01:08:24,848 --> 01:08:26,390 Raise the box, gentlemen. 983 01:08:26,558 --> 01:08:29,179 I'm a professional, so nobody try this at home. 984 01:08:29,394 --> 01:08:30,675 And now... 985 01:08:31,146 --> 01:08:32,522 ...Calypso. 986 01:08:40,572 --> 01:08:42,233 What the... 987 01:08:43,700 --> 01:08:45,243 - What happened? - My God. 988 01:08:45,410 --> 01:08:47,071 Where's my horse? 989 01:08:47,829 --> 01:08:48,872 Where's Calypso? 990 01:08:49,080 --> 01:08:51,322 - That horse gets 6 million a picture. - Calypso? 991 01:08:51,541 --> 01:08:54,210 - Houdini, I want him back now. - That kid right there. 992 01:08:54,419 --> 01:08:56,080 The volunteer. He knows something. 993 01:08:56,296 --> 01:08:59,463 Me? No. Where would I be keeping a horse that big, in my pocket? 994 01:08:59,674 --> 01:09:03,008 - Where's Calypso? - I don't know, your mother's house? 995 01:09:03,178 --> 01:09:05,419 - No, no, he's just joking. - Come on. 996 01:09:05,638 --> 01:09:07,346 - Just get him. - Hey. Hey, kid. 997 01:09:07,515 --> 01:09:08,974 - Where are you going? - Stop. 998 01:09:09,142 --> 01:09:11,052 - Slow down, Simba. - Kid. 999 01:09:11,227 --> 01:09:12,686 Ace, Calypso's really gone? 1000 01:09:12,854 --> 01:09:14,266 Yeah, my plan worked. 1001 01:09:14,439 --> 01:09:17,060 - What plan? - I fed him one of your homing devices. 1002 01:09:17,233 --> 01:09:18,978 Strawberry gummy, he loved it. 1003 01:09:19,194 --> 01:09:22,397 Now he's gonna lead us to whoever's behind all this treachery. 1004 01:09:22,655 --> 01:09:24,400 - Get him. - Stop. There they are. 1005 01:09:24,908 --> 01:09:26,984 Doc. Sickinger, start the car. 1006 01:09:27,202 --> 01:09:28,613 I think they have rabies! 1007 01:09:30,330 --> 01:09:32,951 Here. Dog. There. Car, car. 1008 01:09:34,959 --> 01:09:36,085 - Seatbelts. - Seatbelts? 1009 01:09:36,294 --> 01:09:39,165 - What, are you kidding me? Let's go. - Okay, here we go. 1010 01:09:40,089 --> 01:09:41,501 Where's my horse? 1011 01:09:44,761 --> 01:09:47,430 Oh, they're getting off the highway at Palm Grove. 1012 01:09:47,597 --> 01:09:50,006 That's where the rich kids from our school live. 1013 01:09:50,183 --> 01:09:52,058 But where exactly? 1014 01:09:52,227 --> 01:09:53,508 My invitation. 1015 01:09:53,728 --> 01:09:55,603 My invitation. 1016 01:09:57,565 --> 01:09:59,522 You 're invited to my birthday party... 1017 01:09:59,692 --> 01:10:03,643 ...this Saturday at 3421 Tropicana Avenue. 1018 01:10:05,281 --> 01:10:08,532 Okay, party people, suit up. 1019 01:10:09,285 --> 01:10:11,409 Party. I haven't partied since '99. 1020 01:10:11,579 --> 01:10:12,622 Ox, vámonos. 1021 01:10:17,543 --> 01:10:20,118 - Here? - No, wait. No, up there. Left. 1022 01:10:20,338 --> 01:10:22,877 No, no, wait. Straight. Okay, stop. Stop right here. 1023 01:10:23,049 --> 01:10:24,924 - Stop? Stop? - No, no, Stop. 1024 01:10:25,093 --> 01:10:28,510 - Stop here. Stop. - I'm stopping, backseat driver. 1025 01:10:35,603 --> 01:10:37,763 All right. Laura and I are going inside. 1026 01:10:37,939 --> 01:10:41,522 If we're not back by 3:00, Implement... 1027 01:10:44,737 --> 01:10:46,149 ...Plan B. 1028 01:10:46,364 --> 01:10:49,401 Synchronize watches. Let's go. 1029 01:10:52,287 --> 01:10:54,778 A red carpet? What is this, an awards show? 1030 01:10:54,956 --> 01:10:58,741 Where's Joan Rivers when you need her? You, make sure no weirdoes get in here. 1031 01:10:58,918 --> 01:11:01,920 Talk about filthy stinking rich. Where's the back of the line? 1032 01:11:02,088 --> 01:11:04,579 You know where the line is? How's the wife and kids? 1033 01:11:04,799 --> 01:11:06,968 - What's the word I'm looking for? - It's regal. 1034 01:11:07,093 --> 01:11:09,584 - Exactly. Egomaniacal. - Invitation, please. 1035 01:11:09,804 --> 01:11:11,512 - Thank you. - Holy Shaq. 1036 01:11:11,764 --> 01:11:13,840 How many puberties have you gone through? 1037 01:11:15,268 --> 01:11:16,347 All right. 1038 01:11:16,561 --> 01:11:19,016 - Thank you. - Wear the wristband at all times. 1039 01:11:20,732 --> 01:11:24,433 - Whoa. Invite only, kid. - He's my date. 1040 01:11:25,945 --> 01:11:28,069 - What, did you lose a bet? - Oh, ha, ha. 1041 01:11:28,239 --> 01:11:29,485 You're killing me, Smalls. 1042 01:11:29,699 --> 01:11:32,273 How about you pick on somebody your own size? 1043 01:11:32,452 --> 01:11:33,698 Like Sasquatch. 1044 01:11:33,870 --> 01:11:35,328 - Now band me. - Yeah. 1045 01:11:36,706 --> 01:11:38,118 Gray areas are off-limits. 1046 01:11:38,291 --> 01:11:39,619 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1047 01:11:42,754 --> 01:11:45,375 - Electronic device. - Here. 1048 01:11:45,548 --> 01:11:48,550 Don't touchy the hair. I haven't been treated this badly... 1049 01:11:48,718 --> 01:11:51,921 ...since I got sick in a country with socialized medicine. 1050 01:12:02,315 --> 01:12:04,640 Ten thousand shares of Exxon stock. 1051 01:12:04,817 --> 01:12:05,897 Awesome. 1052 01:12:06,069 --> 01:12:07,527 I got a Rolex. 1053 01:12:09,489 --> 01:12:10,817 You bring him a gift? 1054 01:12:10,990 --> 01:12:12,825 I got him the one thing he doesn't have. 1055 01:12:13,034 --> 01:12:14,909 - What? - Nothing. 1056 01:12:15,536 --> 01:12:17,529 Holy real estate. 1057 01:12:21,918 --> 01:12:23,958 This place probably has its own ZIP code. 1058 01:12:24,128 --> 01:12:26,584 We're gonna need an exit visa to get out of here. 1059 01:12:26,756 --> 01:12:29,758 Best party ever. Bananas. 1060 01:12:31,677 --> 01:12:34,252 Out of the way, please. Make room for Mr. Pennington. 1061 01:12:34,472 --> 01:12:36,500 Ooh, it's Mr. Big-Scary-Billionaire-Man. 1062 01:12:36,513 --> 01:12:37,556 Get out of the way. 1063 01:12:39,310 --> 01:12:43,142 Pirates of the Caribbean is the other side of town, sport. 1064 01:12:43,314 --> 01:12:44,596 Don't touch me. 1065 01:12:44,816 --> 01:12:46,393 Stay back, people. Thank you. 1066 01:12:46,609 --> 01:12:49,148 - Out of the way, please. - He's mean. 1067 01:12:50,196 --> 01:12:52,023 Young ladies and gentlemen... 1068 01:12:53,241 --> 01:12:56,360 ...may I direct your attention to the sky. 1069 01:13:03,709 --> 01:13:07,874 The Pennington Estate proudly presents the moment we've all been waiting for. 1070 01:13:08,089 --> 01:13:14,341 Put your hands together and welcome my son Pennington Jr. 1071 01:13:22,603 --> 01:13:24,596 - Hi, everybody, hi. - Big deal. 1072 01:13:25,148 --> 01:13:26,974 Hi, how are you? Great to see you. 1073 01:13:27,191 --> 01:13:28,687 Thanks for coming. 1074 01:13:30,987 --> 01:13:33,193 How are we gonna get inside? 1075 01:13:33,364 --> 01:13:35,333 I know. Let's crash into the back door in 1076 01:13:35,345 --> 01:13:37,232 our million-dollar personal helicopter. 1077 01:13:37,410 --> 01:13:38,453 Ace. 1078 01:13:38,619 --> 01:13:40,913 - You're glad to be here. - I'm working on it. 1079 01:13:41,497 --> 01:13:43,573 Hey, Laura, glad you could make it. 1080 01:13:43,791 --> 01:13:45,417 Hi, how are you? 1081 01:13:47,128 --> 01:13:50,461 Well, I asked my father for the best party ever... 1082 01:13:50,631 --> 01:13:51,960 ...and, as you can see... 1083 01:13:52,175 --> 01:13:56,125 ...what a Pennington wants, a Pennington gets. 1084 01:13:56,345 --> 01:13:59,015 - So for the next four hours... - I got it. Let's go. 1085 01:13:59,182 --> 01:14:01,144 ...do not embarrass yourselves by 1086 01:14:01,156 --> 01:14:03,595 breaking any of the following rules. Dad? 1087 01:14:05,313 --> 01:14:09,477 Gifts in the party bags are not tax deductible. 1088 01:14:09,692 --> 01:14:12,646 Do not take any photos. 1089 01:14:13,237 --> 01:14:15,812 Anyone found to be outside of the designated areas... 1090 01:14:15,990 --> 01:14:19,739 ...will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. 1091 01:14:20,578 --> 01:14:22,204 Have fun, kids. 1092 01:14:24,373 --> 01:14:26,497 We'll cut the cake in 45 minutes. 1093 01:14:26,709 --> 01:14:29,877 Until then, happy birthday to me. 1094 01:14:37,261 --> 01:14:38,304 Ace. 1095 01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:40,760 I'm thinking. 1096 01:14:41,224 --> 01:14:43,976 - Down here. - Yeah. 1097 01:14:46,145 --> 01:14:49,064 Ow! Watch the hair. 1098 01:15:08,543 --> 01:15:10,868 Will you stop spinning? I'm dizzy. 1099 01:15:11,045 --> 01:15:12,373 Let's go. 1100 01:15:13,089 --> 01:15:15,841 - Ooh, the tunnel of love. - In your dreams, Ace. 1101 01:15:16,008 --> 01:15:17,420 How did you know about that? 1102 01:15:17,593 --> 01:15:19,550 Oxnard. Big mouth. 1103 01:15:20,596 --> 01:15:22,257 I got it. 1104 01:15:29,939 --> 01:15:31,730 Follow me. 1105 01:15:44,328 --> 01:15:46,155 Who's the man? 1106 01:15:52,086 --> 01:15:53,913 They could have seen you. 1107 01:16:06,225 --> 01:16:07,803 Why do you keep doing that? 1108 01:16:07,977 --> 01:16:10,183 That's just how I roll, baby. 1109 01:16:16,235 --> 01:16:17,820 If Scooby-Doo has taught me anything... 1110 01:16:17,987 --> 01:16:20,656 ...it's that one of these books will activate a secret door. 1111 01:16:28,331 --> 01:16:29,826 Earthy, sweet... 1112 01:16:29,999 --> 01:16:33,950 ...a strong bouquet of bamboo with a slight infusion of crocus. 1113 01:16:35,046 --> 01:16:37,419 Just a touch of wild grass and butt. 1114 01:16:40,509 --> 01:16:42,502 I smell panda poop. 1115 01:16:43,763 --> 01:16:45,720 Excellent year. 1116 01:17:00,363 --> 01:17:02,071 How did you know that? 1117 01:17:02,239 --> 01:17:03,616 I'm a meddling kid. 1118 01:17:12,249 --> 01:17:16,081 Dookie marks the spot. Musk be Pumas. 1119 01:17:16,253 --> 01:17:18,495 Or Jimmy Poo. 1120 01:17:18,673 --> 01:17:21,792 The Penningtons think they're smart, but they're quite "poo-pid." 1121 01:17:22,218 --> 01:17:23,962 We've caught them brown-footed. 1122 01:17:24,136 --> 01:17:25,963 They really stepped in it. 1123 01:17:26,180 --> 01:17:28,221 Okay, Ace, enough with this crap. 1124 01:17:28,391 --> 01:17:30,052 What... Oh. 1125 01:17:30,267 --> 01:17:33,020 You said crap. You did. Okay, fine, fine. 1126 01:17:36,774 --> 01:17:40,025 National Bureau of Fish and Wildlife. How can I direct your call? 1127 01:17:40,194 --> 01:17:43,231 Oh, yes, um. I have an anonymous tip for Agent Hollander. 1128 01:17:43,406 --> 01:17:46,775 Is he currently on duty? Ha, ha. 1129 01:17:48,661 --> 01:17:50,737 Uh, gum. I need a piece of gum. 1130 01:17:50,913 --> 01:17:52,195 Here. 1131 01:18:05,678 --> 01:18:08,596 We received a tip instructing us to come to this address. 1132 01:18:08,806 --> 01:18:10,681 From whom? 1133 01:18:11,016 --> 01:18:12,724 Anonymous. 1134 01:18:12,893 --> 01:18:17,354 The tip said that the case of the missing panda cub has been solved. 1135 01:18:18,107 --> 01:18:19,685 You're the one who called in? 1136 01:18:19,900 --> 01:18:22,570 That's it, short stack, now you're in big trouble. 1137 01:18:22,778 --> 01:18:24,486 No. He's in big trouble. 1138 01:18:24,655 --> 01:18:28,357 We found these shoes in his closet. 1139 01:18:28,534 --> 01:18:33,956 It proves that my mom didn't steal the panda. 1140 01:18:35,124 --> 01:18:36,619 I think I understand. 1141 01:18:37,293 --> 01:18:41,872 This cartoon has taken advantage of my son's hospitality. 1142 01:18:42,047 --> 01:18:44,836 He's found some cheap costume store haberdashery... 1143 01:18:45,050 --> 01:18:48,717 ...snuck it in as a birthday gift and planted it in my home. 1144 01:18:48,888 --> 01:18:51,296 Now he expects you to believe that I used these... 1145 01:18:51,474 --> 01:18:54,807 ...ridiculous things in the commission of a crime? Ha, ha. 1146 01:18:55,144 --> 01:18:56,342 Yes. 1147 01:18:56,562 --> 01:18:59,730 Can you believe this guy? I mean, he's pathetic. 1148 01:18:59,899 --> 01:19:02,853 I'm glad I'm not in his shoes. No pun intended. 1149 01:19:03,027 --> 01:19:06,195 He's been trying to save his mom with all sorts of crazy theories. 1150 01:19:06,363 --> 01:19:07,692 Get rid of these. 1151 01:19:08,407 --> 01:19:11,242 He came by the NBFW command center just the other day. 1152 01:19:11,410 --> 01:19:13,617 - National Bureau of Fish and Wildlife? - Yeah. 1153 01:19:13,829 --> 01:19:15,656 I play golf with your director. 1154 01:19:15,873 --> 01:19:18,115 You'll have to join us next time, Agent... 1155 01:19:18,292 --> 01:19:20,783 Hollander. Russell Hollander. That would be great. 1156 01:19:20,961 --> 01:19:23,085 How's the investigation coming? I'd read... 1157 01:19:23,297 --> 01:19:26,584 Hey. Hey, hometown. You're not here to be interviewed. 1158 01:19:26,801 --> 01:19:29,636 Now arrest this guy and let my mom out. 1159 01:19:29,845 --> 01:19:32,680 Uh, would you excuse me for one second, Mr. Pennington? 1160 01:19:32,848 --> 01:19:34,593 Call me Pennington. 1161 01:19:36,060 --> 01:19:38,813 Don't you worry, Ventura. I'm gonna make an arrest. 1162 01:19:39,021 --> 01:19:41,014 Two of them. You're out of control. 1163 01:19:41,232 --> 01:19:44,269 Oh, you wanna see out of control? Let's go, right now. Ha. 1164 01:19:45,569 --> 01:19:48,571 Ha. I win, bedhead. Take these two in. 1165 01:19:48,739 --> 01:19:49,985 Ex-squeeze me? 1166 01:19:51,909 --> 01:19:54,827 You're both locked up until the panda case is completed. 1167 01:19:55,037 --> 01:19:56,864 We don't need any more distractions. 1168 01:19:58,749 --> 01:20:00,659 Three o'clock. 1169 01:20:00,835 --> 01:20:02,033 What the hell is that? 1170 01:20:02,211 --> 01:20:03,457 Plan B. 1171 01:20:04,839 --> 01:20:07,212 Sorry. Sorry. 1172 01:20:08,008 --> 01:20:10,298 - Ah. Panda song. - Here we go. 1173 01:20:12,847 --> 01:20:14,923 Sound of a mother panda calling her young. 1174 01:20:15,140 --> 01:20:17,051 Hello. 1175 01:20:17,226 --> 01:20:20,310 - Oops. We're out of power. - The house is clean. 1176 01:20:22,857 --> 01:20:25,098 - Check around back. - Okay. 1177 01:20:27,528 --> 01:20:29,734 They're small. Why'd you let them go? 1178 01:20:29,947 --> 01:20:32,153 - They're little people. - Turn it up. Go. 1179 01:20:32,366 --> 01:20:34,706 Ting Tang will hear his mom calling him. 1180 01:20:34,718 --> 01:20:36,578 Catch up with them. 1181 01:20:37,496 --> 01:20:40,071 - Let's go, go. - Get the guy with the boom box. 1182 01:20:46,672 --> 01:20:49,128 Over there, point them over there. 1183 01:21:03,898 --> 01:21:05,226 Congratulations. 1184 01:21:05,441 --> 01:21:07,814 You found my horse stalls. 1185 01:21:08,027 --> 01:21:09,987 I apologize for the misunderstanding. 1186 01:21:10,154 --> 01:21:12,230 Just get him off my property. 1187 01:21:12,448 --> 01:21:15,069 Silence. They're all here. 1188 01:21:15,618 --> 01:21:17,575 Come on, half-pint. I'm getting tired of this. 1189 01:21:17,745 --> 01:21:18,860 Ha! 1190 01:21:23,459 --> 01:21:26,828 Don't go near those doors! 1191 01:21:30,758 --> 01:21:32,585 Princess. Tabby. 1192 01:21:37,973 --> 01:21:39,681 Otter. Piggy. 1193 01:21:44,688 --> 01:21:47,097 Tortoise, Freedom the Hawk, be free. 1194 01:21:48,567 --> 01:21:50,109 Possum. 1195 01:22:06,919 --> 01:22:09,493 Ting Tang, I found you. Touchdown. 1196 01:22:10,506 --> 01:22:13,080 Go to the haystack. I'll be right back. 1197 01:22:14,593 --> 01:22:16,420 - Oh, no, you don't. - Ha. 1198 01:22:22,893 --> 01:22:26,346 Come to me, my jungle friends. 1199 01:22:55,050 --> 01:22:57,506 You had everything, sir. Why did you do this? 1200 01:22:59,513 --> 01:23:02,800 I decided to start an animal collection. 1201 01:23:03,267 --> 01:23:05,592 I wanted only the most famous pieces. 1202 01:23:05,769 --> 01:23:07,929 Smooth ride for stolen property, Pennington. 1203 01:23:08,480 --> 01:23:11,150 And what a Pennington wants... 1204 01:23:11,734 --> 01:23:14,273 ...a Pennington gets. 1205 01:23:14,445 --> 01:23:16,984 Mr. Pennington Sr., sir... 1206 01:23:17,197 --> 01:23:19,072 ...you're under arrest. 1207 01:23:25,205 --> 01:23:26,403 Whack! 1208 01:23:27,124 --> 01:23:28,702 Yahtzee. 1209 01:23:29,251 --> 01:23:30,877 What's that on your tie? 1210 01:23:33,088 --> 01:23:34,714 I win. 1211 01:23:35,466 --> 01:23:37,174 Exit stage left. 1212 01:23:37,926 --> 01:23:39,552 Come on. 1213 01:23:41,513 --> 01:23:43,887 He's going to jail, he's going to jail. 1214 01:23:44,058 --> 01:23:47,261 Ace, you're a really great pet detective. 1215 01:23:49,688 --> 01:23:51,433 Well, what can I say? Ha. 1216 01:23:51,940 --> 01:23:53,685 Like father, like son. 1217 01:23:54,985 --> 01:23:57,738 I'm good. Okay. Let's go. 1218 01:23:58,614 --> 01:24:01,402 So, um, when are you gonna find my koi fish? 1219 01:24:01,575 --> 01:24:04,280 I just solved a huge case. 1220 01:24:04,495 --> 01:24:06,072 I'm working on it. 1221 01:24:14,671 --> 01:24:16,961 Nothing to see. Just one of your classmates... 1222 01:24:17,174 --> 01:24:21,125 ...taking down a powerful billionaire for stealing celebrity animals. 1223 01:24:21,303 --> 01:24:23,011 Hey, I know where you're going. 1224 01:24:23,180 --> 01:24:26,467 And my future license plate is going to be "A-C-E Jr." 1225 01:24:32,314 --> 01:24:33,975 Where's he going? 1226 01:24:35,067 --> 01:24:37,440 Like father, like son. 1227 01:24:44,284 --> 01:24:47,286 Like father, like son. Come on. 1228 01:24:48,205 --> 01:24:51,289 You guys want your pets or not? Come on. 1229 01:24:57,422 --> 01:24:59,000 Let's go get our pets. 1230 01:25:08,225 --> 01:25:10,052 Mr. Chompers. 1231 01:25:10,269 --> 01:25:12,060 You stole our pets? 1232 01:25:12,271 --> 01:25:13,896 I'm the pet detective here. 1233 01:25:14,064 --> 01:25:15,440 He stole your pets. 1234 01:25:15,649 --> 01:25:17,808 He wants to be just like his dad. 1235 01:25:17,985 --> 01:25:19,859 He wants to be just like his dad: 1236 01:25:20,028 --> 01:25:22,437 Cruel, shallow and selfish. 1237 01:25:22,656 --> 01:25:25,277 You forgot "filthy rich" and "egomaniacal." 1238 01:25:25,492 --> 01:25:27,652 We Penningtons can have whatever we want. 1239 01:25:27,870 --> 01:25:31,037 Oh, you're quite a pair. But this time an Ace trumps a pair. 1240 01:25:32,499 --> 01:25:34,706 You did not just make that lame joke. 1241 01:25:34,918 --> 01:25:36,793 Oh, I did, sir. And you and your dad... 1242 01:25:37,004 --> 01:25:40,670 ...are going to look great in matching orange jumpsuits. 1243 01:25:41,049 --> 01:25:43,458 You think you're a good detective? 1244 01:25:43,677 --> 01:25:45,172 Solve this. 1245 01:25:50,517 --> 01:25:52,178 The fish... 1246 01:25:53,103 --> 01:25:54,848 ...is about to disappear. 1247 01:25:58,984 --> 01:26:00,859 - Greeny. - No. 1248 01:26:01,904 --> 01:26:03,529 Come on, I need help. 1249 01:26:04,573 --> 01:26:07,443 - Open his mouth, I'm going in. - No, Ace. 1250 01:26:07,618 --> 01:26:09,409 Five of you are going on a mission. 1251 01:26:09,578 --> 01:26:11,654 Couple of you probably aren't coming back. 1252 01:26:15,125 --> 01:26:16,870 Ace, be careful. 1253 01:26:18,795 --> 01:26:20,254 What the... 1254 01:26:21,757 --> 01:26:23,584 Easy, Mr. Chompers. 1255 01:26:24,676 --> 01:26:27,050 That's where my hair dryer went. 1256 01:26:29,640 --> 01:26:32,642 His mouth is closing. People, his mouth is closing. 1257 01:26:32,851 --> 01:26:34,596 I think I got him. I got him. 1258 01:26:35,103 --> 01:26:37,559 Careful. Careful. 1259 01:26:38,315 --> 01:26:41,684 Ew. I think I just squeezed his liver. That's disgusting. 1260 01:26:44,905 --> 01:26:46,862 - Yeah! - Greeny. 1261 01:26:56,083 --> 01:26:58,123 No! 1262 01:27:11,056 --> 01:27:13,097 Way to go, Sparky. 1263 01:27:14,142 --> 01:27:16,183 Grandpa, what are you doing here? 1264 01:27:16,395 --> 01:27:18,803 Oh, I'm taking 10 minutes off from retirement... 1265 01:27:18,981 --> 01:27:21,222 ...to help you wrap up your first case. 1266 01:27:21,441 --> 01:27:25,736 - Thanks, Grandpa. - Hey, Sparky. Good going. Good Sparky. 1267 01:27:25,946 --> 01:27:29,197 I told you, I told you he was sleeping. 1268 01:27:30,575 --> 01:27:32,402 Who had the hamster? 1269 01:27:32,911 --> 01:27:35,153 And the snake and the turtle and... 1270 01:27:35,330 --> 01:27:36,373 Thanks, Ace. 1271 01:27:36,540 --> 01:27:37,999 It's what I do. 1272 01:27:38,166 --> 01:27:43,410 Now, uh, Laura, um, since I, uh, solved your case... 1273 01:27:43,797 --> 01:27:46,632 ...there was something I kind of wanted to tell you. 1274 01:27:47,259 --> 01:27:49,216 What? 1275 01:27:49,553 --> 01:27:50,881 Um... 1276 01:27:51,054 --> 01:27:55,883 Well, it all kind of started when I met you in third grade... 1277 01:27:56,059 --> 01:27:57,851 Don't be shy, Ace. 1278 01:27:58,103 --> 01:27:59,479 You like me. 1279 01:28:00,063 --> 01:28:01,938 You have a crush on me. 1280 01:28:02,816 --> 01:28:04,560 No. 1281 01:28:04,776 --> 01:28:06,603 I have a huge crush on you. 1282 01:28:07,946 --> 01:28:09,358 That's what I just said. 1283 01:28:18,999 --> 01:28:23,329 I'm good, I'm good now. All right, um, let me just get my sea legs this way. 1284 01:28:29,426 --> 01:28:33,970 I am Ace Ventura Jr., pet detective. 1285 01:28:34,139 --> 01:28:40,177 And I declare all of your cases closed. 1286 01:28:44,983 --> 01:28:46,775 - Ace, Ace, Ace. - Thank you. 1287 01:29:05,295 --> 01:29:06,624 Ace Jr... 1288 01:29:08,548 --> 01:29:10,091 ...you're the man. 1289 01:29:10,634 --> 01:29:15,178 Actually, you know what, Grandpa? You're right. I am the man. Whoa! 1290 01:29:15,472 --> 01:29:17,797 Get over here, Laura. Whoa! 1291 01:29:34,825 --> 01:29:37,233 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1292 01:29:37,452 --> 01:29:39,867 Ha, ha. Hey, I am so proud of you, Ace. 1293 01:29:39,880 --> 01:29:41,035 Ventura. 1294 01:29:41,832 --> 01:29:44,038 - Thank you, honey. - I love you too, Mom. 1295 01:29:44,251 --> 01:29:46,327 Alrighty, then.